The Asylum

[The Ace]

Leave it, Karn, she's halfway civilised for now,

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I make anything I wish to my concern, Angry One. It would take one stronger than you to diverge my path. *Snaps his fingers as a small storm cloud appears above Hoopy's head* Now, knowing how much electricity is currently running through you right now-I'd say probably twenty, twenty-five gigajoules, imagine how much mineral-rich rainwater would amplify it?

[HoopyFrood]

*Shrugs* Yup, that would probably be a pretty quick way to kill someone. So go ahead, it's what you've been aiming for with your increasingly stupid amounts of force directed at people.

*Picks up the magnetic-y things again, twitches, and drops them over the table. Picks them up again and puts them against her head, closing her eyes*

Yeah, got you now. *Twists the magnetic-y things in different directions, wincing with each full turn*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

No need to kill, no.


Just....chaos.

[HoopyFrood]

Uh huh, if you say so. *Nods, then curses as one of the magnetic-y things unspins itself. Resumes*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Here, let me help you with this. *Spins up the magnets tightly, then releases and winces as they fly Hoopy around the room*

Um, I may have spun them a bit too much......

[HoopyFrood]

*Bounces onto the beanbags* That's not how they work, cretin.

Jeez, people these days, no hope for them.

*Looks around and finds the magnetic-y things scattered somewhere*

*Lets out a frustrated yell and boots a small table at Karn*

This is proving to be stupidly protracted and useless. I'll just squash her down myself. Enough bullying and she'll disappear anyway.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Dodges the table and slaps a child's propeller hat onto Hoopy's head*


Now this is better. All she needs is white face paint and a red rubber squeaky nose!

[HoopyFrood]

*Snatches off the hat and rams it into Karn's mouth* It's more suited for you.

*Paces off around the room*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Muffled* I fepoffe I deverfed vat.....

[HoopyFrood]

No, no, you're the poor, injured party in all of this *rolls her eyes*

T-thank you for letting me st-

Shut up, you whining, sniveling wimp and get back in your box.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Spits the hat out* All we want is for Angry One to get back to where she belongs and for Nice One to get back to be the controlling party. Or else I could attempt to "help" Angry One out more and mess her up worse.....

[HoopyFrood]

She'd be no good. We'd end up living in a corner, cowering, for the rest of our life.

Only she gets most of it still, though, doesn't, she? The wench. Apparently I'm 'too much'. All my qualities, the best qualities, get sucked out and watered down and I'm supposed to sit at the back and accept it like a good little girl. I'm fed up of it! I want my own damn life!

The sooner she bogs off and leaves me to my own body, the better.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

You know, you're right. You DO deserve "your own body". I can truly help with that, as shapeshifting and splitting are specialties of mine.


*Karn's hands become vaporous as he reaches into Hoopy's head* Now this won't hurt at all. I'm simply pulling Nice One out.



"I wonder what he's up to....?"

[HoopyFrood]

*Waves her hand, blowing his vapourous hands away* Keep your stupid watery hands away from me. I know your track record of incompetence. *Shoves him over a table and onto the floor and kneels one knee on his chest for moment* Do that again and I'll throw a Shamwow at your stupid liquid self, and then shove that Shamwow down a clogged toilet. *Gets up and moves away*