The Asylum

[nixie]

Message gets through to Ace, I sent him back. I got enough problems without having to watch Karn and some silly lesser demon who is pretending to be goddess to con him. You still got that crystal I gave you to contact Tabby, she'll explain and deal with Kali if need be

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I was framed! I'm innocent, I tell you! Framed!!!!

[chrispenycate]

Subtitling software is useless on High Elvish. I'm going to have to file a complaint. Still, you can listen to the sound.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I wonder what our punishments will be.....if there's a jail anywhere....


"Calm down, elemental."

Weren't you supposed to leave by now?

"I like you, kid. Besides, I still have to learn weather powers."

Well, live and learn, share and share alike, I suppose.....

[The Ace]

I thought the Elemental Council sent an observer to the Fey Council and vice-versa.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

If they did, it wasn't me they sent, and if that's the case, I'd be deeply insulted, because of the fact that I've all but been shut out from the Elemental Council. They've sealed me away from them.


And if they're letting others not even of their race in and letting secret representatives out.....

Kali! I need you to check in on such matters!

"But I-"

No buts, goddess. I can send you back to where you were. Now go do as I say!

[HoopyFrood]

*Slopes over to the sofa, throwing the jar onto it and following suit, flumping onto the cushions*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Are you back to normal, or still Angry One?


Let's test that out, shall we? Kali! Fetch me a tea kettle!

"But-"

Now! *Kali hands Karn a full tea kettle as he pours the hot contents all over Hoopy's head*

[HoopyFrood]

That was so stupid -- hot water from a kettle for goodness sake! On a person's head -- that I'm not going to react.


*Picks up the magnetic-y things and prises them apart* Now quit bothering me.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

The jury is out for deliberation on this one.


Say, I wonder....if my disrupting the fey council goes to court, could I get The Judge to represent me?

[HoopyFrood]

*Holds up each of the magnetic-y things on either side of her head and wavers them around slightly, frowning* Quit...moving...

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Focuses and summons a large ball lightning, firing it at Hoopy, disrupting the magnets on her head, causing them to fall off*


I suppose that will do? And don't hit me with the kettle this time, kid.

[HoopyFrood]

Stupid idiot, I nearly had her. *Picks up the magnetic-y thingies again, aims a half-hearted kick at Karn and rolls over the back of the sofa* All these distractions are not helping! *Drops down behind the sofa*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Whistles a jaunty tune as he summons a larger ball lightning and hits Hoopy directly* Now, now, what did I say about violence towards me, girl? Not a good idea, especially since I have Kali here to do my bidding. She's still thirsty for blood, you realize, and cares not where she gets it from.

[HoopyFrood]

*Peels herself off the carpet again* Jeezum, my hair will never stop frizzing now. *Spasms* And I don't care about any stupid gods and whatever silly games they're up to. They're no concern of mine.

And either is this yours, so butt out, water boy. *Twitches and sits at the table*