The Asylum

[The Ace]

Drinks very quickly.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

There's a good fellow! *Slaps Ace on the back making him cough and splutter* Now for the rest of everyone. Hmm....


On second thought, make mine a double shot of nothing with a side of nonexistant. I need to lose weight so I can sleep better at night without taking too many of my new Oxycodone prescription. Oops, I mean.....uh oh.


Oh dear.

[Wybren]

* Tries to avoid the lake of Irn Bru*

careful Karn I heard that stuff can stain, I dont want orange feet!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

What matter, what matter, I'm the mad hatter!


I wonder where Sponko is right now, I feel like I should play tennis with him. Of course, I don't have a tennis ball, so.....

[The Ace]

"I wouldn't advise that, Karn, Tangle will never visit a fishbowl again."

Finishes furnishing the cage, it now has woodchip substrate, a sleeping-box lined with kapok, a full waterbottle and a feed bin. Carefully drops the mouse in and exits, cage under his arm, "Night all."

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Well phooey on what is advised and what's not. If Nixie gets upset with me over this, so be it. *Pulls a tennis racket out of the closet and pulls Sponko out of his tank, then proceeds to use the fanged fish as a substitute tennis ball* Anyone want to play a round? I'm slow so I'm not very accurate, but I do have a power hit.

[Wybren]

Night Ace

I think I will pass on the fish tennis Karn

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Aw....dang it! *Huffs and plays tennis with the wall* Four points already? Wow. I must be either really good or really bad. I assume it's the latter.

[Wybren]

i dunno, i thought tennis went 15 30 45 game set match.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I have no idea. I'm just having fun beating Sponko with a tennis racket.


And what will Nixie say? I care not at this point.

[Wybren]

Hmmm really, you really dont care? Nixie is pretty powerful, you could find yourself with something way worse than an atomic wedgie.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

No matter for the mad hatter.


*Shrugs* I don't even know why Nixie bothered making Sponko real, I was carrying an empty fishbowl around for a few days.

[Wybren]

*shrugs* Because she can? why does anyone do anything? and why is a raven like a writing desk? And what do cabages and kings have to do with shoes and ships and sealing wax?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Shoes and ships and sealing wax are all used by the kings. And cabbages are eaten by them and stored on ships and eaten by people in shoes.


Why is the sea boiling hot, and do pigs have wings? Calloo callay, no work today, time for cabbages and kings!

[Wybren]

well that explains why kings smell so bad, if they are eating cabbages.

The sea is boiling hot cause BP's oil rig blew up and coated it with oil, and pigs do have wings where they interbreed with pelicans.