The Asylum

[The Ace]

It's just that she knows you're a girl and she's never seen you in one. Those magazines have a lot to answer for.

[Ursa major]

Originally Posted by Grimward

Could ya guess that I'm a Catholic (or at least a Christian)?!

Just a thought, Freda. No pressure, and silence is certainly all the reply that's necessary if you don't thnk it worth the post it's typed on, too!

*Waves to august assemblage (yes, Urse, I know it's only April), then flows into the sconce network and vanishes*

Or an organist, grinding out the hymns. But you can trust us to keep monkeying around while you're away.

[HoopyFrood]

They certainly do, in many ways.




I'm a girl? Lies!

[Ursa major]

The Gingham doesn't lie.... (Unless you're the Cat, Kryten or Lister ... oh, or Rimmer.)

[The Ace]

Believe me, Hoopy, there's never been any doubt on that score.

[HoopyFrood]

I could've been lying this entire time!

Dun dun dun...

[Ursa major]

Dont you mean: red white pink...?

[Esioul]

I suppose that is the nature of the Internet.

[The Ace]

Yes, some of us team up with giant spiders, some of us turn into bears and others just spell their names backwards.

[Esioul]

Misspell our names backwards, in some cases :s

[Grimward]

*Flows back out of the sconce*

You didn't fool us! We know your real name is uloise!

Nay Urse, not an organist; that would require some degree of talent. Am but a guitarist....

[Overread]

*Backs into the room dragging a large, rather flat wooden box - its only a few cms high, but rather wide and very long indeed*

[Wybren]

* Runs in screaming*

ARGGGG Girls singing Lady Gaga outside, HEEELLLLLPPPPPPP

[HoopyFrood]

Which one? The Po-po-po-poker face one or whatever it is?

[Wybren]

ARGHHH Yes that horrible one * Burys head under pillow* ARGH why aren't they in bed like all good people asleep and awaiting the chocolate fairy..