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Ursa major · 7th April 2009, 09:54 PM

That's not so much random as rather disturbing.

(Chocolate + biscuit = unappetising. No, doesn't compute.)

Karn Maeshalanadae · 7th April 2009, 09:54 PM

Well, since nobody's said anything about them.....*Runs outside for a moment and slowly backs a dumptruck through the front door, dropping a full six feet of apples in the middle of the room*

Hmm, now for the fun part. *Concentrates heavily on the static in the summer air and fires bolt after bolt of lightning into the mess, both splitting and baking and mashing the apples into applesauce*

That wasn't as fun as I thought it would be.....

HoopyFrood · 7th April 2009, 09:55 PM

It is weird actually, seeing as I do like chocolate and biscuits. Mind you, I'm not a great fan of Penguins, which are just extra chocolately bourbons...except for Penguin Slamming.

mirinda · 7th April 2009, 09:59 PM

Hey Ursa Bear!

Apparently I'm the only one here who has never had nor seen a bourbon biscuit....this must be corrected!

Ursa major · 7th April 2009, 09:59 PM

You should've followed the House Rules on cider, Karn.

You must have a local equivalent, Mir.

mirinda · 7th April 2009, 10:03 PM

Well as I've no idea what exactly a bourbon biscuit is I have no clue if we do. We don't for instance have Jaffa cakes at all.

Karn Maeshalanadae · 7th April 2009, 10:04 PM

I didn't want cider, Ursa. But I think the room being full of applesauce is nice.

*Places on a ridiculous-looking scuba outfit* Sorry, this is the last one.

#Karn! The applesauce has clogged up the power outlets and refrigerator fan opening!#

HoopyFrood · 7th April 2009, 10:06 PM

I think you have a grudge against the fridge.

mirinda · 7th April 2009, 10:13 PM

I think he just likes to destroy things. *vanishes the applesauce which convieniently reappears inside Karn's scuba suit.*

Karn Maeshalanadae · 7th April 2009, 10:13 PM

Not as big as you might seem, Hoops, and it's actually more a vendetta against the freezer attachment.

But the fan opening was incidental here. I just thought everyone would like the room filled with applesauce is all.

HoopyFrood · 7th April 2009, 10:15 PM

Always seems to be the poor fridge that gets it, though.

Karn Maeshalanadae · 7th April 2009, 10:16 PM

Like I said, incidental. And better the fridge than the Hoopy, right?

mirinda · 7th April 2009, 10:20 PM

Oh yeah sure...we love wading through applesauce.

Karn Maeshalanadae · 7th April 2009, 10:21 PM

Now don't take the fun out of things, Mir.

But hey, I didn't flood the place with WATER, did I, little druidess?

Ursa major · 7th April 2009, 10:21 PM

Given the disruption its destruction brings, I'm thinking of installing Tumbleweed technology into the 'fridge. An appliance that can retaliate (sometimes preemptively) might have a better chance of staying in use around here.

(No need to tell OR, by the way.)

7th April 2009, 09:54 PM	#1531 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,141	Re: The Asylum That's not so much random as rather disturbing. (Chocolate + biscuit = unappetising. No, doesn't compute.)

7th April 2009, 09:54 PM	#1532 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae Tonari no Totoro Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,411 Blog Entries: 23	Re: The Asylum Well, since nobody's said anything about them.....Runs outside for a moment and slowly backs a dumptruck through the front door, dropping a full six feet of apples in the middle of the room Hmm, now for the fun part. Concentrates heavily on the static in the summer air and fires bolt after bolt of lightning into the mess, both splitting and baking and mashing the apples into applesauce That wasn't as fun as I thought it would be.....

7th April 2009, 09:55 PM	#1533 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Have brain, will travel Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Devon Posts: 4,756 Blog Entries: 10	Re: The Asylum It is weird actually, seeing as I do like chocolate and biscuits. Mind you, I'm not a great fan of Penguins, which are just extra chocolately bourbons...except for Penguin Slamming.

7th April 2009, 09:59 PM	#1534 (permalink)
mirinda Proeliator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Missouri Posts: 374 Blog Entries: 1	Re: The Asylum Hey Ursa Bear! Apparently I'm the only one here who has never had nor seen a bourbon biscuit....this must be corrected!

7th April 2009, 09:59 PM	#1535 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,141	Re: The Asylum You should've followed the House Rules on cider, Karn. You must have a local equivalent, Mir.

7th April 2009, 10:03 PM	#1536 (permalink)
mirinda Proeliator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Missouri Posts: 374 Blog Entries: 1	Re: The Asylum Well as I've no idea what exactly a bourbon biscuit is I have no clue if we do. We don't for instance have Jaffa cakes at all.

7th April 2009, 10:04 PM	#1537 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae Tonari no Totoro Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,411 Blog Entries: 23	Re: The Asylum I didn't want cider, Ursa. But I think the room being full of applesauce is nice. Places on a ridiculous-looking scuba outfit Sorry, this is the last one. #Karn! The applesauce has clogged up the power outlets and refrigerator fan opening!#

7th April 2009, 10:06 PM	#1538 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Have brain, will travel Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Devon Posts: 4,756 Blog Entries: 10	Re: The Asylum I think you have a grudge against the fridge.

7th April 2009, 10:13 PM	#1539 (permalink)
mirinda Proeliator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Missouri Posts: 374 Blog Entries: 1	Re: The Asylum I think he just likes to destroy things. vanishes the applesauce which convieniently reappears inside Karn's scuba suit.

7th April 2009, 10:13 PM	#1540 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae Tonari no Totoro Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,411 Blog Entries: 23	Re: The Asylum Not as big as you might seem, Hoops, and it's actually more a vendetta against the freezer attachment. But the fan opening was incidental here. I just thought everyone would like the room filled with applesauce is all.

7th April 2009, 10:15 PM	#1541 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Have brain, will travel Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Devon Posts: 4,756 Blog Entries: 10	Re: The Asylum Always seems to be the poor fridge that gets it, though.

7th April 2009, 10:16 PM	#1542 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae Tonari no Totoro Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,411 Blog Entries: 23	Re: The Asylum Like I said, incidental. And better the fridge than the Hoopy, right?

7th April 2009, 10:20 PM	#1543 (permalink)
mirinda Proeliator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Missouri Posts: 374 Blog Entries: 1	Re: The Asylum Oh yeah sure...we love wading through applesauce.

7th April 2009, 10:21 PM	#1544 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae Tonari no Totoro Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,411 Blog Entries: 23	Re: The Asylum Now don't take the fun out of things, Mir. But hey, I didn't flood the place with WATER, did I, little druidess?

7th April 2009, 10:21 PM	#1545 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,141	Re: The Asylum Given the disruption its destruction brings, I'm thinking of installing Tumbleweed technology into the 'fridge. An appliance that can retaliate (sometimes preemptively) might have a better chance of staying in use around here. (No need to tell OR, by the way.)

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