Limerick Conundrum!

[Interference]

There's an itch that writers must scatch
With a pen, of course, not a burned match

[Ursa major]

There's an itch that writers must scratch
With a pen, of course, not a burned match
A pencil might do

[Interference]

There's an itch that writers must scatch
With a pen, of course, not a burned match
A pencil might do
But when push comes to "Shoo!"

[Ursa major]

There's an itch that writers must scratch
With a pen, of course, not a burned match
A pencil might do
But when push comes to "Shoo!"
It's a whiskey that goes down the hatch.

[Ursa major]

A typewriter's all well and good

[Interference]

A typewriter's all well and good
It stores crumbs and other such food

[Ursa major]

A typewriter's all well and good
It stores crumbs and other such food
If you want a real snack

[Dave]

A typewriter's all well and good,
It stores crumbs and other such food,
If you want a real snack,
You need to open the back,

[AE35Unit]

A typewriter's all well and good,
It stores crumbs and other such food,
If you want a real snack,
You need to open the back,
Where you'll find all kinds of good(ies)

A woman from Worcester who wore

[Ursa major]

A woman from Worcester who wore
A hat that was hard to ignore

[thepaladin]

A woman from Worcester who wore
A hat that was hard to ignore
Put a feather in it

[Interference]

Hi, Dave, seems like we're synchronising again

[Dave]

A woman from Worcester who wore,
A hat that was hard to ignore,
Put a feather in it,
And a Baseball mitt,

[Ursa major]

A woman from Worcester who wore,
A hat that was hard to ignore,
Put a feather in it,
And a Baseball mitt
On her foot, which just made it sore.

[Ursa major]

The cricketer put on his pads