Limerick Conundrum!

[Interference]

A Dragon flew from New York to London
Halfway, his tail came undone
He clutched at it fallin'
'cause no one heard him callin'
Then he laughed and said, "My, this is fun."



A terrapin tripped on a frog

[thepaladin]

A terrapin tripped on a frog
He fell striking his nose on a log

[Boneman]

A terrapin tripped on a frog
He fell striking his nose on a log
Along came a turtle

[thepaladin]

A terrapin tripped on a frog
He fell striking his nose on a log
Along came a turtle
who had seen him hurtle

[Interference]

A terrapin tripped on a frog
He fell striking his nose on a log
Along came a turtle
who had seen him hurtle
"Nice trip?" he laughed, and put it in his blog.

[thepaladin]

An Elf and a Dwarf went out walking

[Interference]

An Elf and a Dwarf went out walking
With a hawk, because they were hawking

[thepaladin]

An Elf and a Dwarf went out walking
With a hawk, because they were hawking
The hawk downed a dove

[x_pyrofyre]

An Elf and a Dwarf went out walking
With a hawk, because they were hawking
The hawk downed a dove
And it fell from above

[Interference]

An Elf and a Dwarf went out walking
With a hawk, because they were hawking
The hawk downed a dove
And it fell from above
Not cooing, not billing, but squawking.

[x_pyrofyre]

When the dog and mouse started fighting

[Interference]

When the dog and mouse started fighting
There was music and dramatic lighting

[x_pyrofyre]

When the dog and mouse started fighting
There was music and dramatic lighting
The dog raised his paw

[Interference]

When the dog and mouse started fighting
There was music and dramatic lighting
The dog raised his paw
And the mouse dropped his jaw

[Boneman]

When the dog and mouse started fighting
There was music and dramatic lighting
The dog raised his paw
And the mouse dropped his jaw
And there was kicking and punching and biting



A young sci-fi writer named Paul