Limerick Conundrum!

[Boneman]

I'll never get over that woman
A flower in spring, she was bloomin'
With a blossom or two
and vocabulary blue
And a particularly pink round lumen.


There's no need to stand on your hands

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

There's no need to stand on your hands
If something is wrong with your glands

[Interference]

There's no need to stand on your hands
If something is wrong with your glands
So, pick yourself up

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

There's no need to stand on your hands
If something is wrong with your glands
So, pick yourself up
And don't use a cup

[Interference]

There's no need to stand on your hands
If something is wrong with your glands
So, pick yourself up
And don't use a cup
Use a Jet Pack and see where it lands

[Interference]

A line to start off a new limerick

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

A line to start off a new limerick
It's enough to make a man sick

[Interference]

A line to start off a new limerick
It's enough to make a man sick
Or woman, indeed,

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

A line to start off a new limerick
It's enough to make a man sick
Or woman, indeed,
But we're all in need








(Another round of Karn/Inter lims? Remember the clown one, Int? )

[Interference]

A line to start off a new limerick
It's enough to make a man sick
Or woman, indeed,
But we're all in need
Of a jabbing with a pointy, sharp stick




(LOL I wonder how rude they'll let us get this time, Karn - I kept this one clean )

[Interference]

(Sorry!!! I keep doing that )


There was a young man with a lisp

[Parson]

There was a young man with a lisp
who planned a quiet tryst

[Dave]

There was a young man with a lisp,
Who planned a quiet tryst,
With a woman who stammered,

[Interference]

There was a young man with a lisp,
Who planned a quiet tryst,
With a woman who stammered,
And constantly yammered

[Parson]

Shut up and Kiss Me

There was a young man with a lisp,
Who planned a quiet tryst,
With a woman who stammered,
And constantly yammered
until she was thoroughly kissed.