Limerick Conundrum!

[Ursa major]

Once a Prawn stole a tin of cat food,
Which the cat thought exceedingly rude,

[Boneman]

Once a Prawn stole a tin of cat food,
Which the cat thought exceedingly rude,
So it said to this 'shrimp'

[Dave]

Once a Prawn stole a tin of cat food,
Which the cat thought exceedingly rude,
So it said to this 'shrimp',
That's purr-fect, you wimp,

[Boneman]

Once a Prawn stole a tin of cat food,
Which the cat thought exceedingly rude,
So it said to this 'shrimp',
That's purr-fect, you wimp,
Whilst the superbowl audience booed


There once was a bald-headed coot

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

There once was a bald-headed coot
That I had decided to shoot

[Boneman]

There once was a bald-headed coot
That I had decided to shoot
I pulled out my gun

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

There once was a bald-headed coot
That I had decided to shoot
I pulled out my gun
Which turned into a bun

[Ursa major]

There once was a bald-headed coot
That I had decided to shoot
I pulled out my gun
Which turned into a bun;
Which Alfred the Great turned into soot.

[Ursa major]

The Angles, the Saxons and the Jutes

[Boneman]

The Angles, the Saxons and the Jutes
Couldn't speak, 'cause they were all mutes

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

The Angles, the Saxons and the Jutes
Couldn't speak, 'cause they were all mutes
They spoke with their hands

[Interference]

The Angles, the Saxons and the Jutes
Couldn't speak, 'cause they were all mutes
They spoke with their hands
Of far-away lands

[Dave]

The Angles, the Saxons and the Jutes,
Couldn't speak, 'cause they were all mutes,
They spoke with their hands,
Of far-away lands,
But their music was played on nose flutes.

[Dave]

A old woman once walked eighty miles,

[Interference]

A old woman once walked eighty miles,
For one of Al Jolson's famed smiles