Limerick Conundrum!

[Dave]

I heard from an old friend just now,
'Got some magic beans for his cow,
There's a problem with those beans,
they're not Heinz, and that means,
he was ripped off for the old sow.

So he threw them away his garden,

[Bowler1]

So he threw them away his garden,
And the garden gnome took them to grow,

[Boneman]

So he threw them away his garden,
And the garden gnome took them to harden,
So they could grow

[Bowler1]

So he threw them away his garden,
And the garden gnome took them to harden,
So they could grow
Before being eaten by the crow

[Boneman]

So he threw them away his garden,
And the garden gnome took them to harden,
So they could grow
Before being eaten by the crow
Who burped and said "beg pardon."


I need a strong drink - it's your round!

[Bowler1]

I need a strong drink - it's your round!
It will cost more than one pound,

[Boneman]

I need a strong drink - it's your round!
It will cost more than one pound,
Creme de menthe and coke

[Alex, The G and T]

I need a strong drink - it's your round!
It will cost more than one pound,
Creme de menthe and coke
Isn't a drink, it's a joke

[Boneman]

I need a strong drink - it's your round!
It will cost more than one pound,
Creme de menthe and coke
Isn't a drink, it's a joke
But it sure makes the world go around!!


I only drink on days with a 'y'

[Dave]

I only drink on days with a 'y'
You must be a wise guy?

[Boneman]

I only drink on days with a 'y'
You must be a wise guy?
Why is that?

[Dave]

I only drink on days with a 'y'
You must be a wise guy?
Why is that?
All end like that!

[Boneman]

I only drink on days with a 'y'
You must be a wise guy?
Why is that?
All end like that!
You have to admit - I do try!


There must be some end to the rain

[Bowler1]

There must be some end to the rain
Can we put it on a plane to Spain

[Boneman]

There must be some end to the rain
Can we put it on a plane to Spain
I'm going there next week!!