Limerick Conundrum!

[Moonbat]

I do love a walk in the rain
but if it is dry I take a hose, I'll explain;

[Boneman]

I do love a walk in the rain
but if it is dry I take a hose, I'll explain;
It stretches from here

[Moonbat]

I do love a walk in the rain
but if it is dry I take a hose, I'll explain;
It stretches from here
is attached to my ear

[Boneman]

I do love a walk in the rain
but if it is dry I take a hose, I'll explain;
It stretches from here
is attached to my ear
But turning it on is a pain.


Clam chowder is really the best

[Moonbat]

Clam chowder is really the best
be it red, white or just a test

[Boneman]

Clam chowder is really the best
be it red, white or just a test
But it has to be fresh

[Moonbat]

Clam chowder is really the best
be it red, white or just a test
But it has to be fresh
direct from a creche

[Boneman]

Clam chowder is really the best
be it red, white or just a test
But it has to be fresh
direct from a creche
That's 'baby Clams' - not like the rest.



In the kitchen I can't stand the heat

[Dave]

In the kitchen I can't stand the heat,
Those thirty minute recipes have me beat,

[Boneman]

In the kitchen I can't stand the heat,
Those thirty minute recipes have me beat,
It must be the Aga

[Moonbat]

In the kitchen I can't stand the heat,
Those thirty minute recipes have me beat,
It must be the Aga
cos even my starter

[Boneman]

In the kitchen I can't stand the heat,
Those thirty minute recipes have me beat,
It must be the Aga
cos even my starter
Is burning all-I-can-eat



I heard from an old friend just now

[Dave]

I heard from an old friend just now,
'Got some magic beans for his cow,

[Parson]

I heard from an old friend just now,
'Got some magic beans for his cow,
There's a problem with those beans,

[Moonbat]

I heard from an old friend just now,
'Got some magic beans for his cow,
There's a problem with those beans,
they're not Heinz, and that means