Limerick Conundrum!

[Interference]

There was a young Dragon from Leeds
Who flew at quite dangerous speeds
When looping the loop
They're likely to swoop
And drop nasty stuff on yer heads (don't knock the accent )

[Interference]

Without the yang there'd be no yin

[thepaladin]

Without the yang there'd be no yin
At least they tell me again and again

[Interference]

Without the yang there'd be no yin
At least they tell me again and again
Repeat, if you please,

[thepaladin]

There was a tall milkman from CorkWho looked a bit like a stork

[pyan]

There was a tall milkman from Cork
Who looked a bit like a stork
He would stand on one leg

[Boneman]

Dang, taken literally...I'll finish it up

Without the yang there'd be no yin
At least they tell me again and again
Repeat, if you please,
And sit on your knees
Whilst holding your breath all the way in


There was a tall milkman from Cork
Who looked a bit like a stork
He would stand on one leg
With milk in a keg

[Ursa major]

There was a tall milkman from Cork
Who looked a bit like a stork
He would stand on one leg
With milk in a keg
And eat yoghurt using a fork.

[Ursa major]

A butcher from old London Town

[Boneman]

A butcher from old London Town
Said "Bullocks are now going down"

[Ursa major]

A butcher from old London Town
Said "Bullocks are now going down.
But chicken is rising

[Boneman]

A butcher from old London Town
Said "Bullocks are now going down.
But chicken is rising
Which I find surprising

[Ursa major]

A butcher from old London Town
Said "Bullocks are now going down.
But chicken is rising
Which I find surprising
Since I bashed it quite hard on its crown."

[Ursa major]

The Baker said "I've got a dozen"

[Boneman]

The Baker said "I've got a dozen"
Which should set the tongues all a'buzzin'