Limerick Conundrum!

[thepaladin]

If SF is the genre you read
And you need a constant drip-feed
Then pop into Eason's
Or one of the Books-a-Millions

[Boneman]

If SF is the genre you read
And you want a constant drip-feed
Then pop into Eason's
Or one of the Books-a-Millions
And there you'll find all that you need!

(I always want to add 'boom boom' when I get to do the last line...)

There was a young lady on Venus

(Careful!!!)

[Interference]

There was a young lady on Venus
Who offered her service to clean us

[Dave]

There was a young lady on Venus
Who offered her service to clean us
When a man from Mars

[Interference]

There was a young lady on Venus
Who offered her service to clean us
When a man from Mars
Said "You keeping them jars?"

[Dave]

There was a young lady on Venus
Who offered her service to clean us
When a man from Mars
Said "You keeping them jars?"
They were washed, but only Ochroleucous

[Dave]

(That's off-white to you and me)

There was once an old man from Brighton

[thepaladin]

There was once an old man from Brighton
Whose face will always whiten

[Dave]

There was once an old man from Brighton
Whose face will always whiten
His hair was grey too

[AE35Unit]

There was once an old man from Brighton
Whose face will always whiten
His hair was grey too
So was his left shoe

[Interference]

There was once an old man from Brighton
Whose face will always whiten
His hair was grey too
So was his left shoe
But his teeth just too yellow to bite on


Each journey must start with a step

[Moonbat]

Each journey must start with a step
Unless the path is icy and wet

[pyan]

Each journey must start with a step
Unless the path is icy and wet
'cos falling's a pain

[thepaladin]

Each journey must start with a step
Unless the path is icy and wet
'cos falling's a pain
On a hard stoney lane

[Window Bar]

Each journey must start with a step
Unless the path is icy and wet
'cos falling's a pain
On a hard stoney lane,
Therefore life is paved with regret