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Ursa major · 10th March 2009, 06:32 PM

There once was a banker called Fred
Who realised the economy was dead
He felt he should mention

Cudaer · 10th March 2009, 06:36 PM

There once was a banker called Fred
Who realised the economy was dead
He felt he should mention
The size of his pension

Ursa major · 10th March 2009, 06:43 PM

There once was a banker called Fred
Who realised the economy was dead
He felt he should mention
The size of his pension
And pay-off; and then he just fled.

A limerick is known for its rhyme

Cudaer · 10th March 2009, 07:03 PM

A limerick is known for its rhyme
Recited one line at a time

Dave · 10th March 2009, 09:22 PM

A limerick is known for its rhyme
Recited one line at a time
Edward Lear wrote countless

Cudaer · 10th March 2009, 09:29 PM

A limerick is known for its rhyme
Recited one line at a time
Edward Lear wrote countless
His imagination was boundless

Dave · 10th March 2009, 09:42 PM

A limerick is known for its rhyme
Recited one line at a time
Edward Lear wrote countless
His imagination was boundless
And they're an alternative to taking Paroxetime

or

And if anyone can find another way to end this, I'm...

or

And mangling the English Language is a crime

Dave · 10th March 2009, 09:47 PM

A very important person on the telly

Cudaer · 10th March 2009, 10:00 PM

And if anyone can find another way to end this, I'm...

or

And mangling the English Language is a crime[/QUOTE]

DAVE The Limerick King

A very important person on the telly
Had a very strange fetish for some jelly

Dave · 10th March 2009, 10:08 PM

A very important person on the telly
Had a very strange fetish for some jelly
While presenting their show

Cudaer · 11th March 2009, 01:48 AM

A very important person on the telly
Had a very strange fetish for some jelly
While presenting their show
Their words didn't flow

TheEndIsNigh · 11th March 2009, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

A limerick is known for its rhyme
Recited one line at a time
Edward Lear wrote countless
His imagination was boundless
And they're an alternative to taking Paroxetime

or

And if anyone can find another way to end this, I'm...

or

And mangling the English Language is a crime

how about

"Though often they ended in grime"

A very important person on the telly
Had a very strange fetish for some jelly
While presenting their show
Their words didn't flow
So they licked chocolate sauce off his belly

TheEndIsNigh · 11th March 2009, 02:38 AM

The was an old woman from Clapham

gully_foyle · 11th March 2009, 03:21 AM

The was an old woman from Clapham
Her husband, she did slap him

Dave · 11th March 2009, 09:04 AM

The was an old woman from Clapham
Her husband, she did slap him
Ashamed and abused

10th March 2009, 06:32 PM	#46 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,060	Re: Limerick Conundrum! There once was a banker called Fred Who realised the economy was dead He felt he should mention

10th March 2009, 06:36 PM	#47 (permalink)
Cudaer Space Monkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Highland Posts: 43	Re: Limerick Conundrum! There once was a banker called Fred Who realised the economy was dead He felt he should mention The size of his pension

10th March 2009, 06:43 PM	#48 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,060	Re: Limerick Conundrum! There once was a banker called Fred Who realised the economy was dead He felt he should mention The size of his pension And pay-off; and then he just fled. A limerick is known for its rhyme

10th March 2009, 07:03 PM	#49 (permalink)
Cudaer Space Monkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Highland Posts: 43	Re: Limerick Conundrum! A limerick is known for its rhyme Recited one line at a time

10th March 2009, 09:22 PM	#50 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 13,781 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Limerick Conundrum! A limerick is known for its rhyme Recited one line at a time Edward Lear wrote countless

10th March 2009, 09:29 PM	#51 (permalink)
Cudaer Space Monkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Highland Posts: 43	Re: Limerick Conundrum! A limerick is known for its rhyme Recited one line at a time Edward Lear wrote countless His imagination was boundless

10th March 2009, 09:42 PM	#52 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 13,781 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Limerick Conundrum! A limerick is known for its rhyme Recited one line at a time Edward Lear wrote countless His imagination was boundless And they're an alternative to taking Paroxetime or And if anyone can find another way to end this, I'm... or And mangling the English Language is a crime

10th March 2009, 09:47 PM	#53 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 13,781 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Limerick Conundrum! A very important person on the telly

10th March 2009, 10:00 PM	#54 (permalink)
Cudaer Space Monkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Highland Posts: 43	Re: Limerick Conundrum! And if anyone can find another way to end this, I'm... or And mangling the English Language is a crime[/QUOTE] DAVE The Limerick King A very important person on the telly Had a very strange fetish for some jelly

10th March 2009, 10:08 PM	#55 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 13,781 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Limerick Conundrum! A very important person on the telly Had a very strange fetish for some jelly While presenting their show

11th March 2009, 01:48 AM	#56 (permalink)
Cudaer Space Monkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Highland Posts: 43	Re: Limerick Conundrum! A very important person on the telly Had a very strange fetish for some jelly While presenting their show Their words didn't flow

11th March 2009, 02:38 AM	#58 (permalink)
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11th March 2009, 03:21 AM	#59 (permalink)
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11th March 2009, 09:04 AM	#60 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 13,781 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Limerick Conundrum! The was an old woman from Clapham Her husband, she did slap him Ashamed and abused

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