Limerick Conundrum!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

There once was a man with a duck
Who thought it brought him good luck.
When it started to quack
He gave it a smack

[pyan]

There once was a man with a duck
Who thought it brought him good luck.
When it started to quack
He gave it a smack
Then gave it a lemon to suck...


Mr Martin's a slow kind of writer

[Boneman]

Mr Martin's a slow kind of writer
And he isn't that much of a fighter

[Ursa major]

Mr Martin's a slow kind of writer
And he isn't that much of a fighter
That Meerenese knot

[Interference]

Mr Martin's a slow kind of writer
And he isn't that much of a fighter
That Meerenese knot
Is a loose-ended plot

[Boneman]

Mr Martin's a slow kind of writer
And he isn't that much of a fighter
That Meerenese knot
Is a loose-ended plot
That's gonna get tighter and tighter!


There once was a spaceship who sang

[Interference]

There once was a spaceship who sang
The chorus of Auld Lang Syne

[Boneman]

There once was a spaceship who sang
The chorus of Auld Lang Syne
I can't see that rhyming

[Interference]

There once was a spaceship who sang
The chorus of Auld Lang Syne
I can't see that rhyming
Must be in the timing

[Ursa major]

There once was a spaceship who sang
The chorus of Auld Lang Syne
I can't see that rhyming
Must be in the timing
Or drinking too much of the wine.

[Ursa major]

Kirk and the Doctor saw Spock

[Interference]

Kirk and the Doctor saw Spock
Wearing Uhura's old frock

[Ursa major]

Kirk and the Doctor saw Spock
Wearing Uhura's old frock
"Fancy a mind meld?"

[Interference]

Kirk and the Doctor saw Spock
Wearing Uhura's old frock
"Fancy a mind meld?"
"As long as the shields held."

[Ursa major]

Kirk and the Doctor saw Spock
Wearing Uhura's old frock
"Fancy a mind meld?"
"As long as the shields held."
Said Bones as he poured out some hock.