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Old 9th March 2009, 08:35 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Re: Limerick Conundrum!

There once was a writer named Gary
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Old 9th March 2009, 09:16 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Re: Limerick Conundrum!

There once was a writer named Gary
Who found a nice girl he could marry
But when he proposed
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When she found out his real name was sally




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Old 9th March 2009, 09:44 PM   #33 (permalink)
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There was a young wizard called harry
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Old 9th March 2009, 10:07 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 10th March 2009, 05:27 PM   #35 (permalink)
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There was a young wizard called harry
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Old 10th March 2009, 05:28 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Re: Limerick Conundrum!

There was a young wizard called harry
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He signed up for the guards
Lost his money at cards
And legged it with all he could carry.




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Old 10th March 2009, 05:45 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 10th March 2009, 05:47 PM   #38 (permalink)
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In a dank, dingy cell 'neath a tower
Eating lemons which were rather sour
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Re: Limerick Conundrum!

In a dank, dingy cell 'neath a tower
Eating lemons which were rather sour
A prisoner said: "Guard!
Please cover me in lard!
And dust me with self-raising flour."




An eagle soared over a river

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Old 10th March 2009, 06:07 PM   #41 (permalink)
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With a pouch that he used as a quiver.



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Old 10th March 2009, 06:31 PM   #45 (permalink)
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