Limerick Conundrum!

[thepaladin]

Sometimes our rhymes seem quite strained

[TheDustyZebra]

Sometimes our rhymes seem quite strained
And oft-times the rhythm is feigned

[Dave]

Sometimes our rhymes seem quite strained
And oft-times the rhythm is feigned
They rarely make sense

[thepaladin]

Sometimes our rhymes seem quite strained
And oft-times the rhythm is feigned
They rarely make sense
But don't sit on the fence

[Dave]

Sometimes our rhymes seem quite strained
And oft-times the rhythm is feigned
They rarely make sense
But don't sit on the fence
Add a line and be entertained

[Dave]

When Marty went Back to the Future

[Interference]

When Marty went Back to the Future
Ne needed a stitch and a suture

[Moonbat]

When Marty went Back to the Future
Ne needed a stitch and a suture
But the Doctor was there

[Boneman]

When Marty went Back to the Future
He needed a stitch and a suture
But the Doctor was there
With mad-looking hair

[Interference]

When Marty went Back to the Future
He needed a stitch and a suture
But the Doctor was there
With mad-looking hair
And wielding an axe, like a butcher.

[Moonbat]

There once was a man from Pandora

[Interference]

There once was a man from Pandora
Who kept his head in a fedora

[Ursa major]

There once was a man from Pandora
Who kept his head in a fedora.
Brimful of ideas

[Interference]

There once was a man from Pandora
Who kept his head in a fedora.
Brimful of ideas
And knowing no peers




(admittedly that only rhymes if you're reading it with a particular kind of accent)

[Ursa major]

There once was a man from Pandora
Who kept his head in a fedora.
Brimful of ideas
And knowing no peers
He changed his hat and called himself Laura.