Limerick Conundrum!

[Ursa major]

Don Wig, as you know it's been said,
Is as bald as a coot, but his head,
Is covered with feathers,
In all kinds of weathers.
That's Oxbridge for you. 'Nuff said.

[Ursa major]

And quiet flows the Don, they say

[The Ace]

And Quiet flows the Don, they say.
At least, Once it unfreezes in May.

[Boneman]

And Quiet flows the Don, they say.
At least, Once it unfreezes in May
And then it's so loud

[Ursa major]

And Quiet flows the Don, they say.
At least, Once it unfreezes in May
And then it's so loud
Because of the crowd

[Boneman]

And Quiet flows the Don, they say.
At least, Once it unfreezes in May
And then it's so loud
Because of the crowd
That they just get a bit swept away


I wandered over to the crowd

[Interference]

I wandered over to the crowd
That floats on pies all filled with cows

[Ursa major]

I wandered over to the crowd
That floats on pies all filled with cows
Wayne, all at once

[Interference]

I wandered over to the crowd
That floats on pies all filled with cows
Wayne, all at once
I saw a ponce

[Ursa major]

I wandered over to the crowd
That floats on pies all filled with cows
Wayne, all at once
He saw a ponce
Who boasted lots of daffy scows.

[Ursa major]

During Poets Go Wilde on the telly

[Interference]

You rewrote me!!!!


During Poets Go Wilde on the telly
I nearly threw me wellie

[Ursa major]

I mis-copied it.... *cough*

During Poets Go Wilde on the telly
I nearly threw me wellie
An Oscar for acting

[Interference]

You lost the whole timbre of the symbolism and defibrillated the very heart at its core.

During Poets Go Wilde on the telly
I nearly threw me wellie
An Oscar for acting?
Enriching? Didacting?

[Boneman]

During Poets Go Wilde on the telly
I nearly threw me wellie
An Oscar for acting?
Enriching? Didacting?
It just didn't gel - like jelly



I need to get in and about