Limerick Conundrum!

[Dave]

If you can't beat them, join them,
Is the slogan of a new Lib Dem,
On election Day,
Stand in the queque,
Tis meant to rhyme, Ahem!

[Dave]

Okay, so here's a new line,

[Interference]

Okay, so here's a new line,
This time it ought to go fine.

[Ursa major]

Okay, so here's a new line,
This time it ought to go fine,
With none of those errors

[Interference]

Okay, so here's a new line,
This time it ought to go fine,
With none of those errors
Or nastier terrors,

[Ursa major]

Okay, so here's a new line,
This time it ought to go fine,
With none of those errors
Or nastier terrors,
Caused by over indulgence with wine.

[Ursa major]

There's naught wrong with a bottle or two

[Interference]

There's naught wrong with a bottle or two.
In fact, I wouldn't say no to a few

[Ursa major]

There's naught wrong with a bottle or two.
In fact, I wouldn't say no to a few.
But take care with your drinking

[Interference]

There's naught wrong with a bottle or two.
In fact, I wouldn't say no to a few.
But take care with your drinking
Lest it clog up your thinking

[Ursa major]

There's naught wrong with a bottle or two.
In fact, I wouldn't say no to a few.
But take care with your drinking
Lest it clog up your thinking
To leave you with nary a clue.

[Ursa major]

Emma was turned into Clueless,

[Interference]

Emma was turned into Clueless,
When Kate was kissed, Petruch' was shrewless,

[Ursa major]

Emma was turned into Clueless,
When Kate was kissed, Keel became shrewless,
But when Lear became Ran

[Interference]

Emma was turned into Clueless,
When Kate was kissed, Keel became shrewless,
But when Lear became Ran
Yojimbo, a no-named man,