Limerick Conundrum!

[pyan]

Sorry, I'm really slow tonight, you carry on.
I'll catch up with you next time I log on to Chron.
In the meantime, learn "passes" rhymes
With horses and curses sometimes
(And the metre is often got wrong)...


The best site by far is the Chrons

[Parson]

The best site by far is Chrons
One of the few which crosses ponds

[Rosemary]

The best site by far is Chrons
One of the few which crosses ponds
But when you get there

[Ursa major]

The best site by far is Chrons
One of the few which crosses ponds
But when you get there
Beware of the bear

[Boneman]

The best site by far is Chrons
One of the few which crosses ponds
But when you get there
Beware of the bear
Or a skeletonin the cupbaord - it's Johns


I'd give my right arm for an agent

[Dave]

I'd give my right arm for an agent,
A one that takes fifteen percent,

[Ursa major]

I'd give my right arm for an agent,
A one that takes fifteen percent
From my sales on the Moon

[Dave]

I'd give my right arm for an agent,
A one that takes fifteen percent
From my sales on the Moon,
I'll be famous soon,

[Ursa major]

I'd give my right arm for an agent,
A one that takes fifteen percent
From my sales on the Moon,
I'll be famous soon,
In the whole of the county of Kent.

[Ursa major]

When hops from the Garden of England

[Boneman]

When hops from the Garden of England
Are sent to the township of Ringland

[AE35Unit]

When hops from the Garden of England
Are sent to the township of Ringland
Tho the beer may be fine

[Ursa major]

When hops from the Garden of England
Are sent to the township of Ringland
Tho the beer may be fine
It tastes too much like wine

[Interference]

When hops from the Garden of England
Are sent to the township of Ringland
Tho the beer may be fine
It tastes too much like wine
And it's cheaper to buy it in Greenland.



It isn't all about money, you know.

[Ursa major]

It isn't all about money, you know,
Unless it's a coin toss or throw