Children's books that didn't make it

[knivesout]

From the slush pile of a leading publisher. really.

Children's Books That Didn't Make It

1. Dad's New Wife Robert
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Some Kittens Can Fly
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. You Are Different and That's Bad.
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

[Tsujigiri]

:d

[Circus Cranium]

Ha ha ha ha ha! Those are great. Daddy drinks because you cry. I'm gonna have to steal that list.

[zorcarepublic]

Why was #21 not published? I can't think why not...

[Neon]

Hehe good stuff there .... my personal fav. was "That's it, I'm putting you up for adoption", followed closely by "You are different and that's bad."

[scifinothing]

Omg....this is hilarious......

[Rane Longfox]

Pop goes the hamster and other microwave games??!!?!?!?!?! I'd set up a company to publish that, just to see the reaction

[Alia]

My sides hurt... too funny! I have a few kids so I can see why these weren't published. I'm still laughing while I type this, so I hope this makes sense.
My personal favorite: Curious George and the High Voltage Fence.
I grew up on the farm way out in no man's land, population 100 including the cows. That's how sad of a town I lived in. Anyways, to keep the cows in the pastures people used electric fences or hot wires. I've touched a few and boy do they smart!!! Also, it was the dare for all the little boys to pee on the hot wires . I'm so glad I'm not a boy! Touching them by accident was pain enough.

[I, Brian]

I always loved that list.

[Amber]

Such a great list!

I must save these.

[a|one]

I'n suprised "Your are Different and thats Bad" didnt make it, sounds like a sure sell for the American government.

[Amber]

Heh. Do well in the English market as well. Blair would lap it up