|19th January 2009, 12:30 AM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely
see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing
it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.' After a few
more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red
again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger
seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really
concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous At the next
intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on
through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred, did
you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You
could have killed us both!' Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh! Am I
|22nd January 2009, 12:00 PM||#3 (permalink)|
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: West Sussex
These two fellers are driving through town when they go straight through a red light. The passenger is shocked beyond belief. "You just went through a red light!"
"No problem. Big Murphy's been doing that for years, never once had an accident."
They go through another red light, and the driver reassures the passenger with the same story.
They come to a green light, and the driver slams on the brakes, coming to a screeching halt.
"What are you stopping for? It's a green light!!"
"Big Murphy might be coming the other way......."
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