| since we're all on a spike kick, here's some great spike quotes:
spike:I've got an unlife, you know
spike:Listen to me you stupid bints
spike:I hate being obvious. All fang-y and grrr. Takes the mystery out.
spike:Got to hand it to you , Goldilocks, you do have bleedin' tragic taste in men
(you said it, not us.....)
spike:You know, you take killing for granted, and then it's gone and you're like I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses. you know?
spike:One. Good. Day.
spike:Beneath me, I'll show her, put her six feet beneath me..Hasn't got a death wish? Bitch won't need one
spike:It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.
spike: She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared?
Spike: Harm, what are you doing?
Harmony: I'm writing Spike loves Harmony on your back.
Spike: Why?
Harmony:I don't know, it's fun. I'm bored. You can write on me.
Spike:I've got to get back to work.
Harmony:You love that tunnel more than me.
Spike: I love syphilis more than you.
Spike: Well, first thing I'd say, we're not having a church wedding.
Buffy:How 'bout a daytime ceremony. In the park.
Spike: Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the big pile of dust.
Buffy: Under the trees. Indirect sunlight, only.
Spike:Warm breeze tosses the leaves aside, and again... you're registering as Mr. and Mrs. Big-Pile-of-Dust.
Spike: "Don't I get a cookie?"
Buffy: "No."
Spike: "Well, I gotta have something. I still have Buffy taste in my mouth."
Buffy: "You're a pig, Spike."
Spike: "Yeah... well I'm not the one who wanted, 'Wind Beneath My Wings' for the first dance."
Buffy: "That was the spell.
Riley: "That's hostile 17."
Spike: "No, I'm just a friend of Xaannderrzzz. Pfftt. Bugger it. I'm your guy.
and one of my favorite spike/riley moments of all:
Buffy: Better keep out of my way, Spike. I'm not gonna take this much longer.
Spike: And I should do what in my spare time? Sit at home knitting cunning sweater sets?
Buffy: Would it keep you out of my way?
Riley: She's right. You shouldn't be out here when she's patrolling.
Spike: Oh! I saw that. Looks like neither boy's entirely welcome. You should take him home, Slayer. Make him stay there. I've got knitting needles he can borrow.
Buffy: Spike... I just saw you taste your own nose blood, you know what? I'm too grossed out to hear anything you have to say. Go home.
Spike: It's blood! It's what I do! |