| Re: Who Would You Marry??
Legolas, though beautiful and desirable, is certainly a poof. There is nothing wrong with that, and I love him very much for his effete, arrow slinging ways, but marriage? Bah. He'd take up too much time in the bathroom, worry about the size of his bum in his tights, and go on and on about "Aragorn this" and "Aragorn that." Forget it. Hotness does not a marriage make.
Eomer is gorgeous, but such a manly creature that I'd be terrified I'd wind up with a life of crockery washing and baby rearing, not to mention to neverending scent of horse.
The twin sons of Elrond, Elladan and Elrohir, are quite tempting, but that's only if group marriage is the norm, because I'm selfish. Again, possible elf-human bathroom conflict, as one of the suspected sons, seen in the background of the first film at the meeting, is very pretty. Scratch that.
I'll have to be the pervy midget fancier then, and say Pippen. (Merry can stay over whenever he likes.) I've dated short men in the past, and they are excellent for resting one's chin upon, as well as amusing companions when they hide behind me and demand protection. In the long run, it doesn't really matter who's taller when you're horizontal, does it?
Lucifer.
P. S. Get rid of the "marry" part though, and you'll have yourself the Strumpet of Middle Earth. (Can I get that on a T-shirt?) |