The Usual Intro That Fails To Describe Yourself. - Science Fiction Fantasy Chronicles: forums

egglap · 13th October 2008, 08:38 PM

Greetings.

I am a manager of a juice bar who just happens to be into all manner of things:

David Gemmell
Dark Age History
Films
Music (i'm a mod on a popular music forum)
Football
Drinking
..and my kids.

I like the scope of the forums. Seems cool.

Karn Maeshalanadae · 13th October 2008, 10:27 PM

As the first to welcome you to the crazy land of Chrons, let me just say a few words:

Burlap

Hamburger

Street lamps

Egg farm.

Thank you.

The Ace · 13th October 2008, 10:30 PM

Hi and welcome aboard. That's just Freda, if it helps, think of her as a big, friendly dog with too many legs.

HardScienceFan · 13th October 2008, 10:30 PM

Greetings egglap

so you are into all manners of things?

as a matter of fact,so am I.

i have a hard time choosing between alternatives,so i tend to want to do everything at once

Entropy and me don't see eye to I.

i'll have a tomato juice with pepper and salt,please

Harpo · 13th October 2008, 10:50 PM

all manner of things I'm into, some examples thereof:

Sir Thomas Urquhart's translation of Rabelais
Caroline of Brunswick
1970 ('69 and '71 are acceptable but inferior)
seeing what I can get away with in the name of art
cake, especially the one on this plate beside me right now

Hello and welcome and that

Rosemary · 14th October 2008, 03:48 AM

Greetings and Welcome to The Chronicles

Hilarious Joke · 14th October 2008, 04:28 AM

Welcome Egglap!

Talysia · 14th October 2008, 08:03 AM

Welcome. It's always good to see new faces around here.

Clansman · 14th October 2008, 03:44 PM

Congratulations, Egglap! You are the first post-crash Chronian! Kind of like the first baby of the new year.

chrispenycate · 15th October 2008, 11:40 AM

Instruction list.
Obtain a good supply of munchies next to computer, things that don't go off, compressed fruit bars are good.
Stock fridge with mineral water and more interesting beverages, obtain supply of teabags and kettle, arrange all of this so it can be obtained without lifting eyes from screen.
Take photo of self so children and spouse can remember what you looked like.

Write will, sign.

Place chamber pot within easy reach.

Turn on computer and log on.

Welcome home.

Dr.Jackson · 19th October 2008, 03:39 PM

Hello and Welcome to Chrons!

SpaceShip · 22nd October 2008, 08:27 AM

Welcome Egglap - enjoy! If you have anything left over at the end of the day, bring it to the Spectral Minglers bar - we're always in need of refreshment of all kinds.

13th October 2008, 08:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
egglap Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gloucestershire Posts: 3	The Usual Intro That Fails To Describe Yourself. Greetings. I am a manager of a juice bar who just happens to be into all manner of things: David Gemmell Dark Age History Films Music (i'm a mod on a popular music forum) Football Drinking ..and my kids. I like the scope of the forums. Seems cool.

13th October 2008, 10:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: The Usual Intro That Fails To Describe Yourself. As the first to welcome you to the crazy land of Chrons, let me just say a few words: Burlap Hamburger Street lamps Egg farm. Thank you.

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The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Usual Intro That Fails To Describe Yourself. Hi and welcome aboard. That's just Freda, if it helps, think of her as a big, friendly dog with too many legs.

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HardScienceFan 'what to eat' fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,912 Blog Entries: 1	Re: The Usual Intro That Fails To Describe Yourself. Greetings egglap so you are into all manners of things? as a matter of fact,so am I. i have a hard time choosing between alternatives,so i tend to want to do everything at once Entropy and me don't see eye to I. i'll have a tomato juice with pepper and salt,please

13th October 2008, 10:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Harpo closing down Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: [I am a spambot, selecting the default option - ban me!] Posts: 839 Blog Entries: 6	Re: The Usual Intro That Fails To Describe Yourself. all manner of things I'm into, some examples thereof: Sir Thomas Urquhart's translation of Rabelais Caroline of Brunswick 1970 ('69 and '71 are acceptable but inferior) seeing what I can get away with in the name of art cake, especially the one on this plate beside me right now Hello and welcome and that

14th October 2008, 03:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
Rosemary The Wicked Sword Maiden Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Australia, Western Australia Posts: 4,062 Blog Entries: 34	Re: The Usual Intro That Fails To Describe Yourself. Greetings and Welcome to The Chronicles

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Hilarious Joke Fool Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Australia, New South Wales Posts: 1,988	Re: The Usual Intro That Fails To Describe Yourself. Welcome Egglap!

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Talysia Lady of Autumn Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lincolnshire Posts: 4,672 Blog Entries: 17	Re: The Usual Intro That Fails To Describe Yourself. Welcome. It's always good to see new faces around here.

14th October 2008, 03:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
Clansman Lochaber Axeman, QC Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,893	Re: The Usual Intro That Fails To Describe Yourself. Congratulations, Egglap! You are the first post-crash Chronian! Kind of like the first baby of the new year.

15th October 2008, 11:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
chrispenycate resident pedantissimo Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Switzerland Posts: 5,375 Blog Entries: 9	Re: The Usual Intro That Fails To Describe Yourself. Instruction list. Obtain a good supply of munchies next to computer, things that don't go off, compressed fruit bars are good. Stock fridge with mineral water and more interesting beverages, obtain supply of teabags and kettle, arrange all of this so it can be obtained without lifting eyes from screen. Take photo of self so children and spouse can remember what you looked like. Write will, sign. Place chamber pot within easy reach. Turn on computer and log on. Welcome home.

19th October 2008, 03:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
Dr.Jackson Certified Space Monkey Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Livingston, Scotland Posts: 794	Re: The Usual Intro That Fails To Describe Yourself. Hello and Welcome to Chrons!

22nd October 2008, 08:27 AM	#12 (permalink)
SpaceShip Outta sight Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: East Sussex Posts: 1,234	Re: The Usual Intro That Fails To Describe Yourself. Welcome Egglap - enjoy! If you have anything left over at the end of the day, bring it to the Spectral Minglers bar - we're always in need of refreshment of all kinds.

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