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GrownUp · 22nd February 2005, 09:41 PM

Then Sauron would, obviously, be Devil's Food Cake, and Gandalf some sort of Coconut
Dream.

Tsujigiri · 23rd February 2005, 12:50 AM

If Tolkein characters were cakes....dude....the shrooms are warping your mind

But...on that note...Who do we think would be the cookies baked with weed?

????

Tom Bombadil??

dwndrgn · 23rd February 2005, 07:57 AM

Y'all are silly! However, I'd probably have to say that Galadriel would be Angel Food Cake and Bilbo a Short Cake. Now you've made me silly

GrownUp · 23rd February 2005, 02:17 PM

No wait, I've changed my mind. Sauron would be a large cherry pie with half a peach in the middle.

Now Tsujigiri, no. No one bakes cookies with weed. It burns the weed and makes the cookies stringy.
Now a nice moist zuccini cake with added weed...
would surely be Galdalf the Grey

shaggydog · 23rd February 2005, 02:25 PM

now grownup, you can bake cookies with weed. actually, it's pretty good. I have a recipe book in barcelona, very educative, that shows lots of different ways to cook weed

. My sister likes to try different things, and she does cookies quite well! But my favourites are the big cakes hahaha plenty of that around.

gollum could be the apple/banana cake... my precioussss

GrownUp · 23rd February 2005, 02:34 PM

Very well Shaggydog, I bow to your superior knowledge.

I'd always thought of Gollum as a banana-walnut loaf. Alright, well, I hadn't. I just thought of it know. But then, I've never tried an apple/banana cake. I can see what you mean, though. The apple part would be Smeagol. Very logical.

See how logical the dicussion is now, everyone? Not silly. Not silly at all.

lester · 27th February 2005, 06:10 PM

i like pecan pie
if i was a cake, thats the one i would be

Teresa Edgerton · 27th February 2005, 07:34 PM

Oh, you people, this is a very silly discussion indeed!

Obviously Gandalf, as an incarnated Maiar spirit, would be the angel cake. Galadriel would be a wedding cake: tall, beautiful, and covered in white icing.

And if we weren't limited to baked goods, Strider would be Trail Mix.

Tsujigiri · 27th February 2005, 10:43 PM

And if GrownUp were in LOTR....he'd be a fruitcake

Neon · 28th February 2005, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tsujigiri

And if GrownUp were in LOTR....he'd be a fruitcake

LoL Tsuji.

I'm making all the hobbits cupcakes cuz they're so small.

dwndrgn · 28th February 2005, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelpie

And if we weren't limited to baked goods, Strider would be Trail Mix.

Hah! Good one!

Merry would have to be a birthday cake - always ready for a party!

Teresa Edgerton · 28th February 2005, 05:08 AM

I'm tempted to say that Pippin should be Gooseberry Fool, but I know that's not a cake (even if it is a dessert). I will restrain myself and suggest Trifle instead (which at least includes cake among its ingredients).

GrownUp · 28th February 2005, 01:49 PM

Boromir? Black Forest Gateaux?

Mark Robson · 3rd March 2005, 08:12 AM

Gimli, I suppose, would be shortcake. But I kind of imagine that Denethor would be a custard slice - with a big wide yellow streak in the middle.

dwndrgn · 3rd March 2005, 04:25 PM

No, the Ents would have to be Black Forest...

Orcs...Devil's Food

Wormtongue...mud pie with gummi worms in

22nd February 2005, 09:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
GrownUp Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cardiff Posts: 426	So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... Then Sauron would, obviously, be Devil's Food Cake, and Gandalf some sort of Coconut Dream.

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Tsujigiri Waiting at the Crossroads Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,489	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... If Tolkein characters were cakes....dude....the shrooms are warping your mind But...on that note...Who do we think would be the cookies baked with weed? ???? Tom Bombadil??

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dwndrgn Fierce Vowelless One Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 3,671	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... Y'all are silly! However, I'd probably have to say that Galadriel would be Angel Food Cake and Bilbo a Short Cake. Now you've made me silly

23rd February 2005, 02:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
GrownUp Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cardiff Posts: 426	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... No wait, I've changed my mind. Sauron would be a large cherry pie with half a peach in the middle. Now Tsujigiri, no. No one bakes cookies with weed. It burns the weed and makes the cookies stringy. Now a nice moist zuccini cake with added weed... would surely be Galdalf the Grey

23rd February 2005, 02:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
shaggydog soy la muerte y te quiero Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 101	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... now grownup, you can bake cookies with weed. actually, it's pretty good. I have a recipe book in barcelona, very educative, that shows lots of different ways to cook weed . My sister likes to try different things, and she does cookies quite well! But my favourites are the big cakes hahaha plenty of that around. gollum could be the apple/banana cake... my precioussss

23rd February 2005, 02:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
GrownUp Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cardiff Posts: 426	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... Very well Shaggydog, I bow to your superior knowledge. I'd always thought of Gollum as a banana-walnut loaf. Alright, well, I hadn't. I just thought of it know. But then, I've never tried an apple/banana cake. I can see what you mean, though. The apple part would be Smeagol. Very logical. See how logical the dicussion is now, everyone? Not silly. Not silly at all.

27th February 2005, 06:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
lester Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... i like pecan pie if i was a cake, thats the one i would be

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Teresa Edgerton Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: California Posts: 4,473	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... Oh, you people, this is a very silly discussion indeed! Obviously Gandalf, as an incarnated Maiar spirit, would be the angel cake. Galadriel would be a wedding cake: tall, beautiful, and covered in white icing. And if we weren't limited to baked goods, Strider would be Trail Mix.

27th February 2005, 10:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tsujigiri Waiting at the Crossroads Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,489	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... And if GrownUp were in LOTR....he'd be a fruitcake

28th February 2005, 05:08 AM	#12 (permalink)
Teresa Edgerton Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: California Posts: 4,473	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... I'm tempted to say that Pippin should be Gooseberry Fool, but I know that's not a cake (even if it is a dessert). I will restrain myself and suggest Trifle instead (which at least includes cake among its ingredients).

28th February 2005, 01:49 PM	#13 (permalink)
GrownUp Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cardiff Posts: 426	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... Boromir? Black Forest Gateaux?

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Mark Robson Dragon Writer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 1,929	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... Gimli, I suppose, would be shortcake. But I kind of imagine that Denethor would be a custard slice - with a big wide yellow streak in the middle.

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dwndrgn Fierce Vowelless One Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 3,671	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... No, the Ents would have to be Black Forest... Orcs...Devil's Food Wormtongue...mud pie with gummi worms in

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