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GrownUp · 11th April 2006, 02:12 PM

People have been taking wild liberties with foodstuffs. It's just that sort of sidestepping, barely-connected thread.

An8el · 20th April 2006, 08:08 AM

We can't forget Shelob - the almost smart enough giant spider.
Shelob could be a baked Alaska. Once you get through the crust, all oozy in the middle.

hypocriticHarkonnen · 27th April 2006, 03:38 PM

eww. hehe. i second that XD

CarlottaVonUberwald · 1st May 2006, 03:55 PM

This thread made me hungry...... although can bad guys be something as sweet as cakes

alicebandassassin · 1st May 2006, 04:32 PM

whos to say they might all have gooey centers

chrispenycate · 2nd May 2006, 04:27 PM

I suspect Smaug of being a carrot cake; a very big carrot cake, of course.
And I've actually seen the cakes for the ringwraiths, at the back of a shelf in a supermarket, vastly past their sell by dates and preserved in plastic, evil almost visibly oozing out of them. But perhaps those were barrow wight cakes.

Paige Turner · 2nd May 2006, 04:36 PM

Actually, I could go for a big mug of tea and a couple Goldberries right now. Mmm.

weaveworld · 2nd May 2006, 04:45 PM

Aragorn...Fudge Cake

chrispenycate · 2nd May 2006, 06:22 PM

Relative to more recent perpetrators of the genre, Tolkien has a noticeable shortage of tarts.

alicebandassassin · 2nd May 2006, 07:22 PM

yes far more like muffins than tarts

iratebeaver · 27th May 2006, 01:41 AM

legolas- if you go by who plays him in the movies a fruit cake definately, but if you go by the book he would be a pound cake because he was beastly.

tiny99 · 29th May 2006, 04:25 PM

sauron is a battenberg

GrownUp · 14th March 2007, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iratebeaver

legolas- if you go by who plays him in the movies a fruit cake

Not a cheesecake?

Talysia · 16th March 2007, 06:27 PM

Reading through some of these entries... I'm a bit surprised. Tolkien characters as cakes?

isacked · 17th March 2007, 02:56 AM

When I saw the thread, I straight away thought of the hobbits as sponge cakes (you know they sponge on everybody and keep eating). But short cakes are betteer!!

I think sauron should be some kind of sponge cake also. Or a doughnut. You know they have an eye in the middle...

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GrownUp Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cardiff Posts: 426	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... People have been taking wild liberties with foodstuffs. It's just that sort of sidestepping, barely-connected thread.

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An8el Registered prankster Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: California Posts: 47	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... We can't forget Shelob - the almost smart enough giant spider. Shelob could be a baked Alaska. Once you get through the crust, all oozy in the middle.

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hypocriticHarkonnen High on Melange. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Philippines Posts: 116	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... eww. hehe. i second that XD

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CarlottaVonUberwald Just Julie Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wiltshire Posts: 241	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... This thread made me hungry...... although can bad guys be something as sweet as cakes

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chrispenycate resident pedantissimo Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Switzerland Posts: 2,396	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... I suspect Smaug of being a carrot cake; a very big carrot cake, of course. And I've actually seen the cakes for the ringwraiths, at the back of a shelf in a supermarket, vastly past their sell by dates and preserved in plastic, evil almost visibly oozing out of them. But perhaps those were barrow wight cakes.

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27th May 2006, 01:41 AM	#56 (permalink)
iratebeaver i see said the blind man Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 195	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... legolas- if you go by who plays him in the movies a fruit cake definately, but if you go by the book he would be a pound cake because he was beastly.

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tiny99 my birthday an I wants it Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Merseyside Posts: 89	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... sauron is a battenberg

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isacked Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 16	Re: So... if Tolkien characters were cakes... When I saw the thread, I straight away thought of the hobbits as sponge cakes (you know they sponge on everybody and keep eating). But short cakes are betteer!! I think sauron should be some kind of sponge cake also. Or a doughnut. You know they have an eye in the middle...

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