So... if Tolkien characters were cakes...

[Anfeidrol]

......hmmm....you guys have just brought a new meaning to random lmao ;P

*tries to pinch the ring and eat it*

[GrownUp]

I'm reviving this thread. Not enough cake discussion about.

[Marky Lazer]

Any cookie with a bite out of it would be Frodo of the Nine Fingers :P

[Teir]

Originally Posted by GrownUp

I'm reviving this thread. Not enough cake discussion about.

Oh dear lord
Shouldnt have mentioned it

[Thunderchild]

Hmmm...

Denethor would be a Fruit Cake

and Gimli a Mud Cake - just impossible to finish off

[Remillard]

Oh.. it's gotta be Yoda anyday.. The only thing i've seen Gandalf do is make the end his staff glow. You know the staff I mean, it's got a knob on the end.

And he's a wizard..

<wonders how many people don't know that song>


Anway.. Gandalf.. good at making fireworks.. Yoda..real dangerous with tubes of light, a total wiz jumping around and just too darned small to hit.

Oh.. sure... Gandalf can see off a big red winged demon while plummeting towards certain death, but he just got lucky that One time. The demon was having a bad hair day anyway.

[Jason_Taverner]

not one mention of cake obvious mistake there but it made me laugh so thanks and for the record gandalf would win

[hypocriticHarkonnen]

Arwen....tiramisu? (not sure if tiramisu is a cake, though)

[GrownUp]

Because of the coffee or because of the sponge?

[hypocriticHarkonnen]

both. gentle and delicate like sponge, but strong, like coffee, in resolve. haha, someone hit me on the head with a rock....

[GrownUp]

No rock hitting. I'm getting into this now.
I suppose the mascarpone would represent her creamy pallor.

[Paige Turner]

That horrible, dry Almond-Apple Cake Thing my sister-in-law made?

100% Shagrat

[GrownUp]

Update

Saruman - Five ladyfingers on a plate (LancerSr)
Legolas - Fairy cake (Winters Sorrow)
Gimli - Scotch egg (Carnifexticles)
Gollum - Fish Cake (Treikayan)
Beorn - Bee Keeper's Honey Spice Cake (Treikayan)
Samwise Gamgee - Wagonwheel ("because of his rotund shape with its sturdy veneer juxtaposed with the gooey soft middle" - Carnifexticles)
Frodo of the Nine Fingers - A cookie with a bite out of it (Marky Lazer)
Arwen - Tiramisu ("gentle and delicate like sponge, but strong, like coffee, in resolve" - hypocriticHarkonnen)
Shagrat - Horrible, dry Almond-Apple Cake Thing (" ...my sister-in-law made" - Paige Turner)
Middle Earth - A big chocolate cake ("yum" - moviefan)

Heh heh heh

Originally Posted by GrownUp

SUMMARY...

The story, in cake, so far...

Sauron - A large cherry pie with half a peach in the middle (GrownUp)
Tom Bombadil- Cookies baked with weed (Tsujigiri)
Bilbo - Short Cake (Dwndrgn)
Galdalf the Grey - Zuccini cake with added weed (GrownUp)
Gandalf the White - Angel cake ("as an incarnated Maiar spirit" - Kelpie)
Galadriel - A wedding cake ("tall, beautiful, and covered in white icing" - Kelpie)
Strider- Trail Mix ("if we weren't limited to baked goods" - Kelpie)
Merry - A birthday cake ("always ready for a party!" - Dwndrgn)
Denethor - A custard slice ("with a big wide yellow streak in the middle" - Mark Urpen)
Pippin - Gooseberry Fool/Trifle (Kelpie)
Ents - Black Forest Gateaux (Dwndrgn)
Orcs - Devil's Food Cake (Dwndrgn)
Wormtongue - Mud pie with gummi worms in (Dwndrgn)
Eowyn - Cheesecake (Mzarynn)
The Ring - A doughnut (Caladanbrood/GrownUp)

[Jason_Taverner]

I so hungry now

[cornelius]

is this thread also about " the hobbit"? started reading it in english this time