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Old 20th June 2008, 09:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Marriage....

After the wedding:

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?'

His new bride said:
'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'

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A few years later:

The man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'



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Old 20th June 2008, 09:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Marriage....

ROTFLMAO
Mo,these are brilliant
We men sure give women a hard time,don't we?
I wonder why they put up with us
We must have SOME redeeming quality
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Old 20th June 2008, 01:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Marriage....

That 1st one was a slight variation of what I had read before but still good.
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Old 20th June 2008, 05:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Marriage....

Those are great!
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