|24th May 2008, 05:42 PM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: Nov 2007
As my Area Manager has nominated me to do his daily messages (which can take up to 90 minutes to do) I have snuck in a section for funny quotes to make it a little less dry.
"Whenever I decorate I always use a step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder"
"My last boyfriend and I split up over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't"
"Work is for people with nothing better to do with their time"
"It takes 100 million sperm to fertilise one egg. This is because none of them will ask for directions."
TOTALLY FORGOTTEN WHO THAT WAS
Anyone got any that I might be able to use?
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