Science Fiction Fantasy  
Go Back   Science Fiction Fantasy Chronicles: forums > General > Humour

Humour General playroom for all humour and jokes.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread
Old 15th May 2008, 08:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Who's Wee Dug's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Stirlingshire
Posts: 653
What Kids say

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!
These have to be original and genuine; no adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked 'Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more.
Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties.
Mine say five to six'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. 'I love you so much,
that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller.
She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration,
her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging
and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad:
'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.
When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know
what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.
His dad read 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city
but his wife looked back and was turned to salt Concerned, James asked
'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked,
'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget this particular Sunday sermon...
'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven
and a rapturous look on his upturned face.
'Without you, we are but dust.' He would have continued
but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!)
leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
'Mom, what is butt dust?
Who's Wee Dug is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15th May 2008, 08:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
I am, the scallywag
 
scalem X's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,434
Re: What Kids say

lol these are great, we want more!
scalem X is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 03:18 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2 ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.