C.h.r.o.n.s.

[Overread]

have you any idea how many addatives and chemicals and rays and radiation went into him? I mean just eating a single bite could turn you purple and curle your toes round backwards! Not to mention the tast of such a bird - better to let it go
besides I don't like the smell of burnt bear and I have a feeling that we might have one soon enough round here

[HoopyFrood]

Go on, then. Eat the chicken. Eat Richard Parker.

[Ursa major]

Who's Richard Parker?


And Loopy-Kit would like me to go purple - but that's no reason not to.

[HoopyFrood]

It's the name I've given to the chicken.

[Overread]

You would eat Loopy????????????
Ursa I am shocked!!

(so curing toes the wrong way is good for you? and those are only guesses - the acutal might be much much worse!)

[Ursa major]

It had a very fine name, Hoopy.


I think you're panicking a bit there, OR - I don't eat kittens, least of all Loopy-Kit.

[HoopyFrood]

I'm going back to the Tea Room then, if we're all finished here. I hope the tests will help, OR. Ursa, I hope Richard Parker gave you some enjoyment. And I hope winding me up did, as well.

*potters off*

[Ursa major]

* Ursa whispers to OR. *

I think we haven't seen the last of the giga chicken; and at its full size.

[Overread]

*looks at Ursa*
*whispers* I don't think Hoopy is into genetic experiments so I doubt it
besides I have the data I need -- though why eat the chicken?

anyway better keep up with Hoopy!
*runs off to the TR*

[Ice fyre]

BUUURRRPPPP!

Wonder who left that giant roast chicken in the kitchen. Mayo goes a long way.

Ice pats distended stomach, URP ooo there I go again.

Pauses looking through test window, mm bit of a mess in there wonder what happened. Scratches stomach, mmmm, think after that radioactivity and chemical's I need a nap.

Must go to my lab in the deep dark basement.

[Ursa major]

I hope that fake chicken doesn't upset you, Ice. I put it there in case Hoopy wanted more proof of of the giga-chick's demise. Don't give the game away, though. This might help.

* Ursa ways a small box above Ice's head. Ice turns vaguely purple. *

The colour will wear off in a couple of hours, so don't worry.

[Ice fyre]

Thanks mate thats so thoughtfull!

URRRP!

oooo, uh guys somethings not right. I'm growing.

URRRP!

O eck, cor chief!

[Ursa major]

That's a clever effect, Ice, but you haven't eaten any giga chicken - unless OR's been keeping a flock of them!

[Ice fyre]

In Ice's Lab a frantic Ice starts looking at his cells in a microscope.

Urrrrrp Uuuuuurrrrppp
UUUUUUURRRRRRPPPP

[Harpo]

*Harpo returns to the Pyramid and locks himself in with his new experiment*

Out you come, boys!

*sets the nanobots to working on the new project, and waits*