C.h.r.o.n.s.

[Overread]

but its essentail - you might have relatives you don't even know off!!
now all we need is either a growing ray -- or super growers pellets -- either way should boost size of hte bird!

[HoopyFrood]

I simply can't allow it! There are somethings which man was not meant to know of! And this is one of those things. I can look back through my family history and prove that chickens don't make an appearance anywhere...except maybe a couple of...exceptions...but we don't speak of those...

[Harpo]

There's a shrinking/growing lab that way *points*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Hmm.....interesting effects already......*scribbles down some notes* Apparently, five percent avian is a little too much, I'm already starting to see a bit of a beak forming there........interesting........

[Overread]

hmm thanks Harpo
*runs off with chicken to the growing labs!*

[HoopyFrood]

Bah, silly experiments! There's absolutely no link between dragons and chickens! The mere idea...!

*Shouts after the dog* You can't compare and contrast if you don't have a dragon with which to compare and contrast!

*Turns and begins inspecting other strange equipment around the place*

[Harpo]

I'm off to tinker with the PU, see you all later

*heads in the direction of the Pyramid*

[The Ace]

Rubs his hands with glee as he inspects the electron microscope.

[chrispenycate]

Wanders in with a couple of the superconducting bipolar electromagnets that CERN has no more use for, as they were built in the united states and turned out to collapse when approaching the nominal current through them.

"They'd parked them on a traffic roundabout, figuring that, as they weigh fifteen tonnes each without the cooling system noboy's likely to bother them"

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Hmm....indeed, five percent is too much......it's maturing at a bird's post-hatch rate......*scribbles more notes down* Perhaps three percent avian DNA next time?

[Overread]

CLUCK?
*OR wheels through in a large cage a dragon sized chicken*
ok now to compare the two = Hoopy I need a wing!!

[HoopyFrood]

*Potters around the big, shiny thi- the, um, incredibly important and scientific machinery crowding inside the building. Looks through clouded glass windows and knocks on metal lids as she explores curiously*

*Turns down a corridor created by the metal dohickeys around her and comes to a halt when she spots a particularly interesting machine standing at the end of it* Oooh... *Patters towards it and swings open the door* Intriguing. *Tampers with the buttons and the inside is lit up with a tremendously bright light that moves through the colour spectrum subtlety and invitingly*
What a beautiful shade of orange that was...
*Steps into the light and disappears into it*
*A moment later, the door swings shut tidily*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*shakes his head as he hears the commotion in the other lab* Well, to each their own, I guess. *scribbles down more important discovery notes* Now, time for that kraken/human hybrid I always wanted to try......*injects another embryo with three percent kraken DNA*

[Overread]

er Hoop where are youuuuuuuu?????
I can't feed this bird with grain for ever - I mean it eats tonnes! and then there is clearing up after it!

[The Ace]

Walks out of a building he didn't enter, "Oh, we've got a teleport. Anyone fancy giving me a hand to stick one end of it on a space station ?"