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Old 30th June 2011, 10:35 PM   #256 (permalink)
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*Hangs on the edge of the pit and kicks at the trident poking underneath her*

Man, you guys are ugly from every angle.

*Puff, huff* So that's your - gah - plan! Hah! You'll never achieve that!
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Old 30th June 2011, 10:40 PM   #257 (permalink)
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Pah, I can't think of one reason why or how that shouldn't work.

And when I'm in charge, I'll win every 75 and 300 word writing challenge! I'll win the photo challenge - and I don't even enter that! Ahahaha!

Hm, I shouldn't have equipped a shoggoth with a net. She seems to have entangled herself some...

*sighs* Dammit.

*presses a button, releasing half a dozen goons, still bearing the bruises of their foray into the tea room*
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Old 30th June 2011, 10:42 PM   #258 (permalink)
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Re: C.h.r.o.n.s.

A nozzle protrudes from the wall and begins to hum. Suddenly, every Shoggoth is seeing Images of Pyan and an orange dragon which morphs into Batfrood and back again.

Slowly, their minds begin to remember Hoopy as an ally, and under their god's protection.

Wonders if he should warn NO of the impending apocalypse, but decides that anyone who thinks a bat is a rodent is beyond redemption anyway.
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Old 30th June 2011, 10:42 PM   #259 (permalink)
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*Clambers out* Ah, the good old goons.

*Face kicks the first one, leaps aside as another lunges at her* I shouldn't enjoy kicking goons' butts as much as I do...

*Grabs a handy box just lying around and smashes it over another head with a giant SMASH!*
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Old 30th June 2011, 10:48 PM   #260 (permalink)
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Oi! No wedding present, no marriage! These shoggoths are immensely unreliable.

Well! *cracks knuckles* If you want something done properly...

*Fools the two shoggoths beside him that there's something behind them, and ducks out of the control room, circling round to BatFrood's escape route*

*Hurls himself at her*

Have at thee rodent!
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Old 30th June 2011, 10:50 PM   #261 (permalink)
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Gah! Oof! Holy hurtling human!

*Shoves him away with both legs and scrabbles for a nearby convenient vase*

*Smash*

*Flips her cape* Hah! Feel the power of Good! Feels remarkably like a vase.
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Old 30th June 2011, 10:50 PM   #262 (permalink)
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So it seems that no-one has cause to shout, "Kelp!"


For all the good it will do him.
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Old 30th June 2011, 10:56 PM   #263 (permalink)
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*Is scrambling back to his legs when a vase hits home*

OWWWWWWW...ooh, I'm seeing giant teddy bears...

Hey! *shows her his hand* Look at that! That's blood that is. This isn't some silly tv programme you know! This is real life! Should probably stop leaving so many vases lying around...

*Grabs her cape and pulls it over her head*

Aha! Haven't you learned anything about the danger of wearing capes?
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Old 30th June 2011, 10:57 PM   #264 (permalink)
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Argh! *Flails* I'm blind. Bllliiind!

*Struggles with the cape*
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Old 30th June 2011, 11:00 PM   #265 (permalink)
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*Grabs her and carries her off down one of the C.h.r.o.n.s corridors*

Maybe there's a cryo-stasis chamber around here somewhere...
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Old 30th June 2011, 11:06 PM   #266 (permalink)
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*Struggles and tries to put on the brakes*

Damn you, moderate heels -- great for face-kicks, poor for everything else!

Stop now and Commission What's-His-Name might go easy on you! Maybe just some community service -- cleaning out the Shoggoth pit or something.
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Old 30th June 2011, 11:11 PM   #267 (permalink)
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*contemplates cleaning out a shoggoth pit and shivers*

Hew. No ta.

Oh lookie, what's that sign say? STASIS FIELD GENERATOR...well ain't that lucky!

*drops her in and tries to figure out the controls before she finds the wherewithal to escape from her cloak*

Gah, confounded calamitous controls!
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Old 30th June 2011, 11:17 PM   #268 (permalink)
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*Unravel, unravel, unravel*

I may have to rethink the costume choice...

Gah! Noooo, I hate stasis-based things!

Must...find...de-stasis...um...spray?
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Old 30th June 2011, 11:25 PM   #269 (permalink)
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*Palm to forehead*

Heh. Plug. Always the last thing you check.

*Plugs in the machine*

I'll assume this here ON button will put my problems on hold...forever!

*Laughs, being inexplicably proud of himself*
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Old 30th June 2011, 11:26 PM   #270 (permalink)
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*Rummage, rummage*

Oh, for the love of...

Screw this.

*Throws a Batarang at his head*
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