Who would you pick?

[Constantine Opal]

Pork Chop! Pork Chop! Oh but I do really like lamb... *salivates* Bit woolly though.

Animal from The Muppets or the Dalai Lama. Two for one if you ask me.

[Interference]

Animal. Dig that back-beat, man, 16 beats to the bar, twelve bars to the second .... the Dali Lama is lucky if he can hit a bell once every six months.

Muffin the Mule or muffins?

[Boneman]

Muffins - Muffin the mule is illegal.

Hoppity or Bill'n'Ben?

[Werewoman]

Bill'n'Ben. I love those cheeky little trains!

Bart Simpson or Kenny (of the 'you killed Kenny' fame)?

[Boneman]

Bart Simpson - Kenny keeps dying...


Duff beer or Heineken (Tough choice, so little between 'em!)

[Arwena]

Heineken

Madame Curie or Louis Pasteur

[thepaladin]

Madame Curie good conversation and.... a night light. (was that in poor taste? ya probably, sorry)

Fafhrd or Conan

[Interference]

Fafhrd - never 'eard of 'im, so at least we'll have stuff to talk about ... although, isn't the old maxim "better the devil you know..." quite a valuable one, too? Nah, stick with original choice, at least until I can get off this island and google ...

Commander Sinclair (Bab 5) or Sisko (DS9)

[thepaladin]

Commander Sinclair I was just never impressed with DS9 at all. Liked Bab 5 though, and the characters always had more interesting societies.

Okay, you never heard of Fafhrd (?) humm, Google Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser, Fafhrd's another barbarian hero. Okay how about:

Jirel of Joiry or Red Sonja

[Interference]

red Sonja, no contest - I was brought up on the comics and may I just say her diplomatic skills always impressed me as an adolescent boy?

Lenir or N'toth, respectively the aides of the Minbari and Narn ambassadors (I'm having a Bab 5 mini-marathon at the mo )

[thepaladin]

N'toth easily I always found G'Kar and Narns the most interesting "alien" race (though from their point of view of course I'd be the alien).

[Interference]

Ermmm ... Mr Aladin (or may I call you Thep?) ... you fergot the options ...

(The whole Narn/Centauri dynamic is truly fascinating after Season 2, always hard to know where our sympathies lie and in the end a real tear-jerker ...)

[Window Bar]

Because I'm given nothing but two______________s to choose between, I choose....(drum roll-l-l-l-l-l):______________!

Your choice: Jabba the Hutt, or (from Wizard of Oz) The Wicked Witch of the West...after she has been watered.

[thepaladin]

Sorry...getting old I suppose.
Okay how about.... wicked witch i suppose....plenty of wayer about.

Hermione Granger or Samantha Stevens

[Arwena]

Hermione Granger, a lovable snob but Samantha is too bland

Voldemort or Darth Vader