Superman Vs. Jedi Who Would Win?... - Science Fiction Fantasy Chronicles: forums

Sire Of Dragons · 14th February 2008, 06:44 PM

I saw in a yahoo headline something about this. I didn't actually read it because I don't think a Jedi could beat Superman. Not based on what I know about the two. But at the same time I didn't take the opportunity to see what the different theories were either.

What do you think?

Fake Vencar · 14th February 2008, 07:27 PM

Jedi would massacre Superman

Sire Of Dragons · 14th February 2008, 08:14 PM

Ok and how, why? I don't see it. Superman is invincible, Jedi are not. And Jedi have no Kryptonite to my knowledge

Fake Vencar · 14th February 2008, 08:17 PM

I go back on my comment now I've just seen his full abilities. Superman would massacre a Jedi.

Sire Of Dragons · 14th February 2008, 08:33 PM

I was just thinking too that unless they used the force to conjure up kryptonite, found some of it, or created kryptonite lightsabers they couldn't do it.

bucky · 14th February 2008, 08:34 PM

I m new to all this, but yeah for sure Superman would definitley beat the jedi. Basically are nt they monks? Why would they disagree enough to have a fight anyway ?

Fake Vencar · 14th February 2008, 08:38 PM

They would more than likely disagree

And welcome to the Chrons bucky

bucky · 14th February 2008, 08:52 PM

Thanks for the welcome. This is all new ground for me!

Sire Of Dragons · 14th February 2008, 09:02 PM

Ok then the Sith

andrew.v.spencer · 14th February 2008, 09:08 PM

I think Lassie with a limp could take them both, and rescue Little Timmy down the mine shaft.

chrispenycate · 14th February 2008, 09:21 PM

I was thinking that perhaps, if they played go…
Superman's super intelligence has never convinced me, neither as Clark Kent or while wearing his underpants outside.

Sire Of Dragons · 14th February 2008, 09:22 PM

A Jedi killer Lassie? Sounds like an episode for one of those Sunday night fox cartoons.

Imagine an Immortal with a Lightsaber...then what!

We'd have a Triad

Sith vs Jedi vs Immortals, The Immortals and Jedi would become allies long enough to defeat all the Sith. Then the "There Can Be Only One" minded Immortals and the arrogant, cocky Jedi would quarrel, stat a whole new conflict...

Then outta nowhere Yoda would conjure up Lassie to end the conflict, move everyone to an uninhabitable planet, name it Botany Bay....then several years later Kirk will show up not knowing what the hell is happening,only that the damn Lion from Narnia summoned him from God knows where to rescue these poor souls and lead them to go blow up Lassie's farm,

Then Lassie and the Lion get into the final battle, but noone wins because Lassie just won't ever die and the damn Lion would prefer to walk along the beach!

So now what? Where the hell is Superman?!!!

brsrkrkomdy · 14th February 2008, 10:52 PM

Face it, guys, without kryptonite, neither the Jedi nor the Sith would have a prayer against Superman. Unless they're far more powerful and stronger than he is. For that to likely happen is when humans can mutate into a natural body armor and fly through outer space without a protective suit against the void and other gamma rays from the nearby star.

Sire Of Dragons · 14th February 2008, 11:51 PM

Perhaps while the Lion is walking along the beach he'll meet Flipper ...

BladeOfFire · 15th February 2008, 01:12 AM

Jedi would win. Superman has no resistance to magic and the force is like that.

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14th February 2008, 06:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sire Of Dragons Gods Dragon Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: New York Posts: 168	Superman Vs. Jedi Who Would Win?... I saw in a yahoo headline something about this. I didn't actually read it because I don't think a Jedi could beat Superman. Not based on what I know about the two. But at the same time I didn't take the opportunity to see what the different theories were either. What do you think?

14th February 2008, 07:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fake Vencar Old White-Beard Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Lincolnshire Posts: 573	Re: Superman Vs. Jedi Who Would Win?... Jedi would massacre Superman

14th February 2008, 08:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sire Of Dragons Gods Dragon Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: New York Posts: 168	Re: Superman Vs. Jedi Who Would Win?... Ok and how, why? I don't see it. Superman is invincible, Jedi are not. And Jedi have no Kryptonite to my knowledge

14th February 2008, 08:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fake Vencar Old White-Beard Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Lincolnshire Posts: 573	Re: Superman Vs. Jedi Who Would Win?... I go back on my comment now I've just seen his full abilities. Superman would massacre a Jedi.

14th February 2008, 08:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sire Of Dragons Gods Dragon Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: New York Posts: 168	Re: Superman Vs. Jedi Who Would Win?... I was just thinking too that unless they used the force to conjure up kryptonite, found some of it, or created kryptonite lightsabers they couldn't do it.

14th February 2008, 08:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
bucky Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Essex Posts: 5	Re: Superman Vs. Jedi Who Would Win?... I m new to all this, but yeah for sure Superman would definitley beat the jedi. Basically are nt they monks? Why would they disagree enough to have a fight anyway ?

14th February 2008, 08:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
Fake Vencar Old White-Beard Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Lincolnshire Posts: 573	Re: Superman Vs. Jedi Who Would Win?... They would more than likely disagree And welcome to the Chrons bucky

14th February 2008, 08:52 PM	#8 (permalink)
bucky Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Essex Posts: 5	Re: Superman Vs. Jedi Who Would Win?... Thanks for the welcome. This is all new ground for me!

14th February 2008, 09:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sire Of Dragons Gods Dragon Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: New York Posts: 168	Re: Superman Vs. Jedi Who Would Win?... Ok then the Sith

14th February 2008, 09:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
andrew.v.spencer Dreams of Midnight Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 752	Re: Superman Vs. Jedi Who Would Win?... I think Lassie with a limp could take them both, and rescue Little Timmy down the mine shaft.

14th February 2008, 09:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
chrispenycate resident pedantissimo Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Switzerland Posts: 2,415	Re: Superman Vs. Jedi Who Would Win?... I was thinking that perhaps, if they played go… Superman's super intelligence has never convinced me, neither as Clark Kent or while wearing his underpants outside.

14th February 2008, 09:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
Sire Of Dragons Gods Dragon Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: New York Posts: 168	Re: Superman Vs. Jedi Who Would Win?... A Jedi killer Lassie? Sounds like an episode for one of those Sunday night fox cartoons. Imagine an Immortal with a Lightsaber...then what! We'd have a Triad Sith vs Jedi vs Immortals, The Immortals and Jedi would become allies long enough to defeat all the Sith. Then the "There Can Be Only One" minded Immortals and the arrogant, cocky Jedi would quarrel, stat a whole new conflict... Then outta nowhere Yoda would conjure up Lassie to end the conflict, move everyone to an uninhabitable planet, name it Botany Bay....then several years later Kirk will show up not knowing what the hell is happening,only that the damn Lion from Narnia summoned him from God knows where to rescue these poor souls and lead them to go blow up Lassie's farm, Then Lassie and the Lion get into the final battle, but noone wins because Lassie just won't ever die and the damn Lion would prefer to walk along the beach! So now what? Where the hell is Superman?!!! Last edited by Sire Of Dragons; 14th February 2008 at 09:37 PM.

14th February 2008, 10:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
brsrkrkomdy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: California Posts: 126	Re: Superman Vs. Jedi Who Would Win?... Face it, guys, without kryptonite, neither the Jedi nor the Sith would have a prayer against Superman. Unless they're far more powerful and stronger than he is. For that to likely happen is when humans can mutate into a natural body armor and fly through outer space without a protective suit against the void and other gamma rays from the nearby star.

14th February 2008, 11:51 PM	#14 (permalink)
Sire Of Dragons Gods Dragon Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: New York Posts: 168	Re: Superman Vs. Jedi Who Would Win?... Perhaps while the Lion is walking along the beach he'll meet Flipper ...

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