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Lenny · 3rd February 2008, 01:38 PM

*Lenny trots back in, a parcel under his arm*

Afternoon, Ace.

I walk out and get accosted by some postal worker with a package for "Birdy". Pah! "Birdy" indeed.

*Lenny puts the parcel down on a table and opens it*

Who on earth is sending me klaxons and lights?! What am I to do with klaxons and lights and... what on earth is this?! "Programmable Alarm".. complete with a manual.

*Lenny shakes his head and replaces everything in the box*

I don't know who sent it, and there's no return address on it. I've got everything in here in the sofa in some better form or other so, seeing as I'm not going to use it, do either of you want it? Hoopy? Ace?

I'll leave it here. If you want it, take it. I need to get on with my work.

Toodles!

*Lenny walks out of the room*

By the way - Top Poster, baybey!

HoopyFrood · 3rd February 2008, 01:43 PM

Woot!

Tee hee, it arrived. Awesome. This should be rather useful...

*Rummages in the box, discards the instruction manual, and goes about setting up the system, humming merrily from around a screwdriver clamped in her mouth as she does so*

*Muffled* 'llo, Ae.

The Ace · 3rd February 2008, 01:49 PM

Empties the piranhas into their new pool, feeds them and reads a couple of stories from 'Gruesome Fishy Tales III,' that should settle them a bit.

nixie · 3rd February 2008, 02:27 PM

what's Tabby up to? she's set up a force field around her lava pit

Overread · 3rd February 2008, 02:29 PM

not turning me into things - so I don't mind
afternoon all!

HoopyFrood · 3rd February 2008, 02:31 PM

*Finishes setting up the system and steps back to admire her handiwork* Job's a good'en...

Lenny · 3rd February 2008, 02:33 PM

*Lenny trots in and sees the box of things still on the table*

Well, if no-one wants them, then...

*he picks up the box containing the klaxon and flashing lights, and drops them into his sofa*

Overread · 3rd February 2008, 02:34 PM

kalxons?
I think I might need to bye a pair of ear defenders

HoopyFrood · 3rd February 2008, 02:36 PM

Ha!

*Klaxons go off with a deafening screech and the amber lights roll down from the ceiling and begin flashing madly*

*WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP...*

*Shouts over the noise* SPR alert!

*Turns off the alarms after a few more deafening seconds* Thanks, Emu

Lenny · 3rd February 2008, 02:38 PM

*the reality Lenny created by not reading wavers and snaps back into the real one. Lenny blinks and shakes his head, slightly confused*

Oooof. Didn't know it was going to do that.

And not a problem. Must get back to my work, now - I've opened the document and change three words so far!

Toodles.

*Lenny walks out of the room again*

Overread · 3rd February 2008, 02:39 PM

*takes his paws off his ears*
and what pray is SPR?
and does it have to make that much noise?

nixie · 3rd February 2008, 02:43 PM

sound proofs area around chair and settles down with book

HoopyFrood · 3rd February 2008, 02:44 PM

Heh, sorry. They only go off for a short while. And yes, they do have to be loud...otherwise what's the point of an alarm?

Overread · 3rd February 2008, 02:49 PM

but what is SPR??
do we need to know about it?

The Ace · 3rd February 2008, 02:51 PM

Wrestles mural from 1-D pocket and leans it against a suitable stretch of wall, "Could someone give me a hand to hang this ?"

3rd February 2008, 01:38 PM	#76 (permalink)
Lenny Press "X" to Admire Hat. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: [I am a spambot, selecting the default option - ban me!] Posts: 3,287 Blog Entries: 3	Re: The Tea Room, Mk. IV Lenny trots back in, a parcel under his arm Afternoon, Ace. I walk out and get accosted by some postal worker with a package for "Birdy". Pah! "Birdy" indeed. Lenny puts the parcel down on a table and opens it Who on earth is sending me klaxons and lights?! What am I to do with klaxons and lights and... what on earth is this?! "Programmable Alarm".. complete with a manual. Lenny shakes his head and replaces everything in the box I don't know who sent it, and there's no return address on it. I've got everything in here in the sofa in some better form or other so, seeing as I'm not going to use it, do either of you want it? Hoopy? Ace? I'll leave it here. If you want it, take it. I need to get on with my work. Toodles! Lenny walks out of the room By the way - Top Poster, baybey!

3rd February 2008, 01:43 PM	#77 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Flaming Poltergeist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Devon Posts: 4,707 Blog Entries: 9	Re: The Tea Room, Mk. IV Woot! Tee hee, it arrived. Awesome. This should be rather useful... Rummages in the box, discards the instruction manual, and goes about setting up the system, humming merrily from around a screwdriver clamped in her mouth as she does so Muffled 'llo, Ae.

3rd February 2008, 01:49 PM	#78 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Tea Room, Mk. IV Empties the piranhas into their new pool, feeds them and reads a couple of stories from 'Gruesome Fishy Tales III,' that should settle them a bit.

3rd February 2008, 02:27 PM	#79 (permalink)
nixie pixie druid Join Date: May 2005 Location: South Yorkshire Posts: 3,968 Blog Entries: 3	Re: The Tea Room, Mk. IV what's Tabby up to? she's set up a force field around her lava pit

3rd February 2008, 02:29 PM	#80 (permalink)
Overread Direwolf of the chrons Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Suffolk Posts: 2,214 Blog Entries: 1	Re: The Tea Room, Mk. IV not turning me into things - so I don't mind afternoon all!

3rd February 2008, 02:31 PM	#81 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Flaming Poltergeist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Devon Posts: 4,707 Blog Entries: 9	Re: The Tea Room, Mk. IV Finishes setting up the system and steps back to admire her handiwork Job's a good'en...

3rd February 2008, 02:33 PM	#82 (permalink)
Lenny Press "X" to Admire Hat. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: [I am a spambot, selecting the default option - ban me!] Posts: 3,287 Blog Entries: 3	Re: The Tea Room, Mk. IV Lenny trots in and sees the box of things still on the table Well, if no-one wants them, then... he picks up the box containing the klaxon and flashing lights, and drops them into his sofa

3rd February 2008, 02:34 PM	#83 (permalink)
Overread Direwolf of the chrons Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Suffolk Posts: 2,214 Blog Entries: 1	Re: The Tea Room, Mk. IV kalxons? I think I might need to bye a pair of ear defenders

3rd February 2008, 02:36 PM	#84 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Flaming Poltergeist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Devon Posts: 4,707 Blog Entries: 9	Re: The Tea Room, Mk. IV Ha! Klaxons go off with a deafening screech and the amber lights roll down from the ceiling and begin flashing madly WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP... Shouts over the noise SPR alert! Turns off the alarms after a few more deafening seconds Thanks, Emu

3rd February 2008, 02:38 PM	#85 (permalink)
Lenny Press "X" to Admire Hat. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: [I am a spambot, selecting the default option - ban me!] Posts: 3,287 Blog Entries: 3	Re: The Tea Room, Mk. IV the reality Lenny created by not reading wavers and snaps back into the real one. Lenny blinks and shakes his head, slightly confused Oooof. Didn't know it was going to do that. And not a problem. Must get back to my work, now - I've opened the document and change three words so far! Toodles. Lenny walks out of the room again

3rd February 2008, 02:39 PM	#86 (permalink)
Overread Direwolf of the chrons Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Suffolk Posts: 2,214 Blog Entries: 1	Re: The Tea Room, Mk. IV takes his paws off his ears and what pray is SPR? and does it have to make that much noise?

3rd February 2008, 02:43 PM	#87 (permalink)
nixie pixie druid Join Date: May 2005 Location: South Yorkshire Posts: 3,968 Blog Entries: 3	Re: The Tea Room, Mk. IV sound proofs area around chair and settles down with book

3rd February 2008, 02:44 PM	#88 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Flaming Poltergeist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Devon Posts: 4,707 Blog Entries: 9	Re: The Tea Room, Mk. IV Heh, sorry. They only go off for a short while. And yes, they do have to be loud...otherwise what's the point of an alarm?

3rd February 2008, 02:49 PM	#89 (permalink)
Overread Direwolf of the chrons Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Suffolk Posts: 2,214 Blog Entries: 1	Re: The Tea Room, Mk. IV but what is SPR?? do we need to know about it?

3rd February 2008, 02:51 PM	#90 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Tea Room, Mk. IV Wrestles mural from 1-D pocket and leans it against a suitable stretch of wall, "Could someone give me a hand to hang this ?"

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