The Tea Room, Mk. IV

[F'Lessan Amused]

**after a long quest to the Emerald Dream, F'less stumbles into the tea room**

*cough* whoa! i've been from here too long, it was on page 300ish when i was last here

rite...anyone here..?

**glances around**

{mutters to self} great i come back after months away and no-ones here. humph!

[Harpo]

Humph isn't here either, and neither is Frank

[F'Lessan Amused]

oh im fine thanks and you..?

[F'Lessan Amused]

{^-^}

/golf clap

[Harpo]

I'm ok, and would you like some tea?

[HoopyFrood]

*Wanders in* Blerh. I have a weird throat disease that's annoying ambiguous.

But I did have a great dream this morning that I was The Doctor's Companion.

[Amalthea]

*wanders in for the first time ever*

I think I am lost.
Is this the local Starbucks?

[HoopyFrood]

I don't think there's a Starbucks anywhere in the universe (and let's face it, when we find life on other planets, we'll also find a Starbucks already there) that's as weird as this place. Welcome to the Tea Room, anyway. Septimus, our drinks dispensing robot, will supply you with any beverage you want. Except for coffee. No, alas, no coffee in the Tea Room. Honest. But pull up a sofa (none of these are likely to move around, as the sentient sofa is currently off on her travels somewhere) and enjoy the madness that is this room.

[The Ace]

Wanders in, "Hi all. Tea please, Septimus, anyone else ?"

[Amalthea]

Originally Posted by HoopyFrood

Septimus, our drinks dispensing robot, will supply you with any beverage you want.

Are these beverages almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea?

[The Ace]

Thankfully, no. Septimus takes your order and searches time and space to find the best. He will do coffee, just don't sit too close to the orange dragon when you drink it. Biscuits are in the barrel.

[Fake Vencar]

Too hot! Too hot!

Nice and cool in here though. Thank goodness for that

[Ursa major]

* Ursa bounces in. *

Some lemon iced tea, please, Septimus.


Afternoon, All.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Good day, everybody. *Yawns and stretches* Time to feed Greg......

[Ursa major]

Greg must be spherical by now. How many whole elk has he eaten in the last few days?