The Tea Room, Mk. IV

[nixie]

Thanks Lenny, called up a little too much. That's the first time I've used combat magic since the little incident that Ace and Freda had to resolve

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Okay, now I simply don't know what's going on........

[christyrocks99]

*hobbles in, very slowly on crutches* damned things, by the time I get used to them it'll be time to give them back

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Crutches? What happened?

[nixie]

What has happened, Christy?

[Lenny]

Christy! Hallo!

Uh-oh! What've you done?

Whoah!

*the part of wall Lenny had been pushing stops suddenly, forming an ornately decorated door with a large handle set into it. Lenny nods and begins work on the rectangle above it*

[Overread]

Christy!
what happened!
*pushes up a chiare for her*

[The Ace]

Freda, swinging the bolas above her head, is rewarded with a loud bang. She reels in a cardboard box marked, 'Cheese and Onion flavour, 48 x 34.5g.'

"I'd love to know how she does that."

[nixie]

I installed her a crisp dispenser

[mirinda]

Hello everyone! The new room looks nice.

[Lenny]

*Lenny finished playing with the rectangle and stands back to admire his work. Above the fancy door is a large, shiny metal plaque engraved in black with the words: Salutations - The World's Premier Chutney Lodge! Home to the world famous, record-breaking, Chronicles Chutney Club!*

Cor! That's turned out well!

*Lenny opens the door to make sure it goes to Salutations and slams it shut hurriedly, retching with the strong smell of chutney that wafts out*

Bleugh... looks like I got it right first time...

[The Ace]

Yes, but in packets, not cases. Every time she tries a new hunting technique, a case of crisps gets caught. Usually while I'm telling her it doesn't work that way.

[Lenny]

*Lenny crawls back to his sofa, wheezing. The sofa obediently spits out a small jar of smelling salts. Lenny opens it and holds it next to his nostrils, taking a deeeeep breath*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Hey, mir. Be sure to keep away from the bed in the corner, alright? I've placed protective glyphs around it that only I can walk over without harm. We don't want anyone set on fire or blown out of the room, do we?

[christyrocks99]

Oh, I went to a Paramore gig last night and I was making my way back into the mosh pit, as you do, and tripped and fell on my knee damaging the ligaments. Oh I also totally missed Paramore but I got to see the support bands and I heard the band walk past the medic room and bang on the wall.