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| Dragon Writer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northamptonshire
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| All in the name of research ... Hey, I won something! Not only that, but I've found something I'm good at ... well, OK, not good at, but improving fast. ![]() You can see what I mean in my blog entry for today - Mark Robson’s Blog » On the ‘honours’ list … |
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| Dragon Writer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northamptonshire
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| Re: All in the name of research ... Absolutely, Joel. On the Douglas Adams scale of Tae Kwon Do I've definitely reached that point: White - Harmless Yellow Tag - Mostly Harmless Yellow - Not quite so harmless Green Tag - Ever so slightly dangerous Green - Marginally dangerous Blue Tag - Occasionally dangerous Blue - Dangerous if you tap me on the shoulder when I'm not expecting it Red Tag - Dangerous on Weekdays and Full Moons Red - Very dangerous so don't mess with me Black Tag - Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry Black - Downright scary! |
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| Dragon Writer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northamptonshire
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| Re: All in the name of research ... Here you go, Joel: 1st Dan - Downright scary - will beat you up! 2nd Dan - Even scarier - will beat you up with one hand tied behind his back. 3rd Dan - Don't blink - will beat you up with both hands tied behind his back. 4th Dan - Terrifying - will beat you up with both hands tied, hopping on one leg. 5th Dan - Extremely terrifying - will beat you up with his eyes closed. 6th Dan - Absolutely terrifying - will beat you up with his eyes closed, both hands tied and hopping on one leg. 7th Dan - Don't go there - will beat you up using only the little finger on his left hand. 8th Dan - Ultimately terrifying - will beat you up by just looking at you. 9th Dan - Totally harmless - has superpowers and will not deign to trouble himself by beating you up. Will just fly away! |
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| Dragon Writer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northamptonshire
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| Re: All in the name of research ... Hoping to become 'Downright scary' in a couple of weeks. Currently not so confident, though, after having taken some heavy punches from one of the local 5th Dan black belts last week. Very bruised ribs are making everything painful. Very much hoping they will heal sufficiently for me to make a good showing at the exam. |
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| Dragon Writer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northamptonshire
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| Re: All in the name of research ... Passed my black belt on Sunday. It was a pretty scary experience!Will be presented with the belt on Wednesday, so I'll post up a picture sometime shortly afterwards. |
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