Poachers

[mickd113]

A couple of poachers are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.


He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”


The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help."


"First, let's make sure he's dead.”

There is a moment’s silence, and then a shot is heard.


The guy comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”