| Some Season 8 favorites:
Lister: Knowledge is power. Who said that?
Rimmer: I don't know.
Lister: Nor do I.
Lister: Are you saying I haven't got those qualities?
Rimmer: Generally, people with breeding, when they're bored and want my bridge club chums to wrap up and go home....people with breeding generally do not play Popeye the Sailor Man with a kazoo inserted between their buttocks.
Rimmer: Have you stopped playing the guitar?
Lister: No, but I've stopped accompanying myself on me armpit.
Rimmer: If only I'd hired a smarter lawyer instead of the braindead, pompous, stupidhead git I ended up with.
Lister: You defended yourself!
Cat: I'm so gorgeous there's a 6 month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear every time I am near.
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