The worst SFF story ever

[Harpo]

Let's try to write the absolute worst Sci-Fi/Fantasy story ever (the comedy aspect is allowed to be good though, obviously)

You can write up to a short paragraph at a time. I'll start us off:



The tall metal rocket landed on the White House lawn.

[The Ace]

And was immediately blown to atoms by Whitehouse Security.

[Talysia]

What they didn't count on was the fleet of flying saucers hovering overhead.

[Lenny]

Which, in retaliation, sent out a death beam, annihilating 3/4 of the American population.

[Harpo]

The only survivors were the Californians, and anyone who happened to be visiting their state. And what a state it was.

[Talysia]

And so, the Californians vowed revenge on the aliens.

[Harpo]

They turned to their Hollywood idols for inspiration and their Governor for leadership, they knew good old Arnie wouldn't let them down in a crisis like this crisis.

[Talysia]

"I think I can help," Arnie replied, getting up from his desk. "Wait right there for a moment," he said to the Californians' spokesman. "I'll be back." And he went left the office to get something.

[Harpo]

He came back dressed as Onan The Barbarian, and was carrying a big pointy sword.

[Somni]

'Sir, how's that going to reach a flying saucer?' asked the Spokesman.

[Talysia]

"I just need something to get me up to those ships," came the reply. "What have we got that can get a person up to that altitude, and fast?"

[Harpo]

"I don't know" said the spokesman, "I'm just a hippy, there's only one kind of high I'm used to"

[sanityassassin]

Would it not just be easier writing the screenplay for Independence Day as this is very similar so far

Christopher Lloyd runs in saying"I have this amazing idea to destroy the spaceships but I need the help of Tom Cruise and Will Smith to carry it out"

[Majimaune]

"Sorry they were in the 3/4 that got destroyed....good job too."

[Talysia]

"Ok, then," the spokesman said, "we'll have to do something ourselves," and he set out to find a way to defeat the aliens.