Kryten to Rimmer: You are the most obnoxious, trumped up, farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter!
Ace Rimmer: Sorry Bongo. I'm strictly butter side up!
Rimmer: What is there one could possibly loathe about me?
Kryten: Would you like the list, sir?
Cat: This is my all time best lucky find I ever found in the whole of today!! (Love that one!)
Cat: All in all, a hundred percent successful trip!
Kryten: But sir! We lost Mr. Rimmer!
Cat: All in all, a hundred percent successful trip!
Rimmer: Better dead than smeg! (Go Rimsey!)
Rimmer: I'm a competitive man, Kryten, always have been. That's what makes me what I am.
Kryten: We're all perfectly well aware of what you are, sir.
Kryten (to Cat, I think): That was an important speech, sir, and it needed to be made. But might I suggest, that from this moment on, the rest of this discourse is conducted by those with brains larger than a grape!
Rimmer: Would it harm you to have hair like mine?
Cat: I have got hair like yours. Just not on my head. (Disgusting but hilarious!)
How do they ever get all of these lines out of their mouths and make them so funny?! Sorry if I repeated any.
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