Things to do to stupid call centres that call you every day TWICE!!!

[Carpe Diem]

Well, there I was with the phone in my hand, waiting for those 8&$%&£*$ to call again so I could give them a piece of my mind for calling me every day for the past week, when I had an idea...
So I went on the internet and typed 'Dr. Evil Soundboard' into google (I think you know what's coming.)
So now I'm waiting with the phone in my hand and the soundboard on the other internet tab for those damned people to call me again...
I shall post updates when I have something to report. In the mean time, has anyone else had this problem? Especially with some number that goes something like 0800 183 0142?

[mosaix]

Hi CD, have you tired registering you number with the telephone preference service? Calls tend to start tailing off after a few weeks.

My second line of defence is to be outright rude. Depending on the gender of the caller they get one of following responses:

"Ah it's that complete waste of space again, why don't you get a proper job, like a drugs dealer?"

"Ah it's that complete waste of space again, why don't you get a proper job, like a prostitute?"

After a while I actually want them to call, just so I can insult them again.

[Carpe Diem]

Ok, here's what happened, script form, using the Dr. Evil Soundboard.

CallCentre(CC): Hello?
Dr. Evil(Dr.E): Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
CC: Hello, can I speak to Mr. Smith, please?
Dr. E: How 'bout no!
CC: Sorry?
Dr. E: How 'bout no!
CC: GRRRRRRRRRR!
*Line goes dead.*

More fun to come!!! That was a rather short one, I hope I'll be able to keep them on longer with the Jewish Woman Soundboard (Check it out at SOUNDBOARDS.COM *contains adult themes!!!)

[Carpe Diem]

Originally Posted by mosaix

Hi CD, have you tired registering you number with the telephone preference service? Calls tend to start tailing off after a few weeks.

My second line of defence is to be outright rude. Depending on the gender of the caller they get one of following responses:

"Ah it's that complete waste of space again, why don't you get a proper job, like a drugs dealer?"

"Ah it's that complete waste of space again, why don't you get a proper job, like a prostitute?"

After a while I actually want them to call, just so I can insult them again.

The thing is I am with the telephone preference service! As far as my research told me, this is some spin off of Sky, and they call you up regardless of telephone preference. Anyways, see above for what I did last time. Besides I'm starting to like it! Check out SOUNDBOARDS.COM and you'll see why! Next time they call, I'm gonna do some stuff off there, see how they take that.
Thanks for the tips anyways.