Conspiracy Theories.... Let's start one! - Science Fiction Fantasy Chronicles: forums

mosaix · 17th July 2007, 02:36 PM

We all know about conspiracy theories - The Death of Kennedy, The Moon Landings, Roswell etc.

Let's start one of our own. We could discuss it with friends or on other forums and see how quickly it caught on, how soon people we had never heard of started discussing it.

First we have to decide on the conspiracy. Nothing is too outrageous - don't forget the one about the British Royal Family being alien lizards.

Anyway, whilst I'm think up my contribution, anyone got any ideas?

Bristles1 · 17th July 2007, 03:23 PM

the secret ingredient in kentucky fried chicken is an alarming mind altering compound known as cheap french beer. Mr k Fried apparently spilt some into is batter mix after holidaying in the south of france. If you don't belive this is a conspiracy try drinking 20 pints of cheap french lager , you will never be the same again !!!!!!

The Ace · 17th July 2007, 05:20 PM

Not sure about that, but has anyone noticed how few cats live around their facilities ?

Alia · 17th July 2007, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ace

Not sure about that, but has anyone noticed how few cats live around their facilities ?

Ewww... that one is just sick, Ace! Just sick...

Here's one... All the moderators on this forum are secretly conspiring to take over the world...

Bristles1 · 17th July 2007, 08:39 PM

oh no MR fried is forcing me to drink cheap french lager. Hic Hic 10 pints down Hic conspiricies my foot........ more food....... more beer ...... see my minds changing ......for the better........more beer ......... more beer

pyan · 17th July 2007, 10:42 PM

j.d.worthington and Nesacat are really one and the same person!

The Ace · 17th July 2007, 11:06 PM

Well, have you ever seen them online together ?

tangaloomababe · 17th July 2007, 11:10 PM

No JD is a guy, I am sure, he write like a guy and Nesa dosnt look anything like a guy. Nahhhhhhh. I am more inclinded to believe the taking over the world theory. I have always thought this one to be true.

pyan · 17th July 2007, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by tangaloomababe

No JD is a guy, I am sure, he write like a guy and Nesa dosnt look anything like a guy.

How do you know? Take a look at your profile - I'm sure that you look nothing like the picture on it!

HoopyFrood · 17th July 2007, 11:36 PM

Oh, they've been online at the same time, believe me...and watched (and laughed) as I got mauled by a Teletubby or rained on by a small thundercloud, or drawn on my face with Magic (and I mean Magic) marker pens.

Hmmm...I do like this idea though...if we could get a really good theory going it would be very interesting to see how quickly it spreads!

tangaloomababe · 17th July 2007, 11:46 PM

Nope Pyan your wrong, thats me in the distance, if you look really carefully I am out in the water, a long way out.

Spell check: a modern marvel.

pyan · 18th July 2007, 12:04 AM

Click on your avatar: look to the right.
That's the picture I meant!

Duhhh!

tangaloomababe · 18th July 2007, 12:09 AM

Duh.... (God why have my smileys abandoned me?)

Bruce is me, sort of. How would it be if I advertised the fact that I am really Bruce Springsteen. So instead I pretend to be a female, with a teenage son, holding down a job and buying chainsaws, whilst pretending I can't spell and all this as well as living in Australia, nothing could be more dissimilar to the real me.
Anyway gotta (its Australian for "got to") go, I have a gig to perform!!!

chrispenycate · 18th July 2007, 12:11 AM

Well, on a Pratchett site we got over a thousand posts on olives attempting to achjeve world domination (including introducing global warming so the siberians, swedes and geordiey can grow olive trees)
While I'm sure it's true, even joining forces with Brussel sprouts they don't stand a chance against the cats.
Natural aristocrats, felines.

The Ace · 18th July 2007, 12:15 AM

The problem is, we all know I, Brian and the mods are trying to rule the world.

17th July 2007, 02:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
mosaix Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Shropshire Posts: 1,581	Conspiracy Theories.... Let's start one! We all know about conspiracy theories - The Death of Kennedy, The Moon Landings, Roswell etc. Let's start one of our own. We could discuss it with friends or on other forums and see how quickly it caught on, how soon people we had never heard of started discussing it. First we have to decide on the conspiracy. Nothing is too outrageous - don't forget the one about the British Royal Family being alien lizards. Anyway, whilst I'm think up my contribution, anyone got any ideas?

17th July 2007, 03:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bristles1 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 4	Re: Conspiracy Theories.... Let's start one! the secret ingredient in kentucky fried chicken is an alarming mind altering compound known as cheap french beer. Mr k Fried apparently spilt some into is batter mix after holidaying in the south of france. If you don't belive this is a conspiracy try drinking 20 pints of cheap french lager , you will never be the same again !!!!!!

17th July 2007, 05:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 2,325	Re: Conspiracy Theories.... Let's start one! Not sure about that, but has anyone noticed how few cats live around their facilities ?

17th July 2007, 08:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bristles1 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 4	Re: Conspiracy Theories.... Let's start one! oh no MR fried is forcing me to drink cheap french lager. Hic Hic 10 pints down Hic conspiricies my foot........ more food....... more beer ...... see my minds changing ......for the better........more beer ......... more beer

17th July 2007, 10:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
pyan moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 4,455	Re: Conspiracy Theories.... Let's start one! j.d.worthington and Nesacat are really one and the same person!

17th July 2007, 11:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 2,325	Re: Conspiracy Theories.... Let's start one! Well, have you ever seen them online together ?

17th July 2007, 11:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
tangaloomababe Living in Paradise Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 941	Re: Conspiracy Theories.... Let's start one! No JD is a guy, I am sure, he write like a guy and Nesa dosnt look anything like a guy. Nahhhhhhh. I am more inclinded to believe the taking over the world theory. I have always thought this one to be true.

17th July 2007, 11:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
HoopyFrood The rest is silence Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 2,661	Re: Conspiracy Theories.... Let's start one! Oh, they've been online at the same time, believe me...and watched (and laughed) as I got mauled by a Teletubby or rained on by a small thundercloud, or drawn on my face with Magic (and I mean Magic) marker pens. Hmmm...I do like this idea though...if we could get a really good theory going it would be very interesting to see how quickly it spreads!

17th July 2007, 11:46 PM	#11 (permalink)
tangaloomababe Living in Paradise Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 941	Re: Conspiracy Theories.... Let's start one! Nope Pyan your wrong, thats me in the distance, if you look really carefully I am out in the water, a long way out. Spell check: a modern marvel.

18th July 2007, 12:04 AM	#12 (permalink)
pyan moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 4,455	Re: Conspiracy Theories.... Let's start one! Click on your avatar: look to the right. That's the picture I meant! Duhhh!

18th July 2007, 12:09 AM	#13 (permalink)
tangaloomababe Living in Paradise Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 941	Re: Conspiracy Theories.... Let's start one! Duh.... (God why have my smileys abandoned me?) Bruce is me, sort of. How would it be if I advertised the fact that I am really Bruce Springsteen. So instead I pretend to be a female, with a teenage son, holding down a job and buying chainsaws, whilst pretending I can't spell and all this as well as living in Australia, nothing could be more dissimilar to the real me. Anyway gotta (its Australian for "got to") go, I have a gig to perform!!! Last edited by tangaloomababe; 18th July 2007 at 12:11 AM. Reason: Forgot question mark.

18th July 2007, 12:11 AM	#14 (permalink)
chrispenycate resident pedantissimo Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Switzerland Posts: 2,407	Re: Conspiracy Theories.... Let's start one! Well, on a Pratchett site we got over a thousand posts on olives attempting to achjeve world domination (including introducing global warming so the siberians, swedes and geordiey can grow olive trees) While I'm sure it's true, even joining forces with Brussel sprouts they don't stand a chance against the cats. Natural aristocrats, felines.

18th July 2007, 12:15 AM	#15 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 2,325	Re: Conspiracy Theories.... Let's start one! The problem is, we all know I, Brian and the mods are trying to rule the world.

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