offense thread

[HardScienceFan]

ANYONE FOR A THREAD WHEREIN YOU TRY TO BE AS OFFENSIVE AS POSSIBLE?

Like,
"you're quite ugly,even for a stupid git"
'if you're from Glasgow,why aren't you drooling?"
"So you voted for Bush huh?I could say something about that,but that would be offending to idiots and chimps alike"

[dustinzgirl]

Oh yes, I adore your snotty,stinky butt face for this HSF.

(Remember, this is for fun and sillyness, not cussing and being mean.)

But, shouldn't we have a Science fiction/ fantasy theme?

Like:

You are the product of the fungus that grows on the feces from the primordial ooze.

Or:

You're mother was a gully dwarf, and your father was a goblin.

[HardScienceFan]

how typical of a gnarly Xxiph to say that.
May your fifth tentacle atrophy!

[Allegra]

Great idea just what I need right now!

Ben you need to be spanked by a robot called Marvin!

And I hate Lang Lang he's like a money on keyboard making mocking classicals (I'm darn serious on this one)!

[Tillane]

Ben, you progeny of a wild snar! How typical that you should summon up such an evil thread!

(dang. This is fun...)

[Rane Longfox]

Hmmm, exactly how offensive are we trying to be?

[HardScienceFan]

the Ytraks were never known for their intelligence
they ranked below the Furlqs,but above the Aioi.
Their elected leader was called the POPE,for no obvious reason.
If you haven't seen a Aioi stumble and fall,you haven't lived.
They don't have legs
But is this offensive?????
Here sir,is our US-programmed android,shall I start him up
*slightly metallic whine*
"so,i was like,you know,I mean he was such a dork,and all,it was totally awesome,he rocks,even for a Japanese guy,oo,he's so cooool,and he is a Quarterback for the Abilene aboriginals,but like,I was,and then he was like,you know

[dustinzgirl]

If your smell offended my honor any more, I would be forced by the code of the Knights to render your body free of your grotesque, dripping, maggot filled head.

About that offensive.

[The Ace]

Rocks, more intelligent than linedancers, that good enough buffalo-breath ?

[HardScienceFan]

by the Nipples of the great Qwren!
I do take offense to that.
May your reproductive organs dry up,and hang about your ears

[pyan]

All the manure from the animals on the Ark was thrown overboard in one spot.
As the water subsided, Shem said to Noah,"What do we do about the manure pile?"
Noah looked thoughtful, and said " Just leave it - when they need an extra country, your descendants will drain it, and call it Holland."

[HardScienceFan]

Originally Posted by pyan

All the manure from the animals on the Ark was thrown overboard in one spot.
As the water subsided, Shem said to Noah,"What do we do about the manure pile?"
Noah looked thoughtful, and said " Just leave it - when they need an extra country, your descendants will drain it, and call it Holland."

yes,beer over my keyboard again,thanx
You incestuous offspring of the flearidden CJ'uy

*NOW TELL US MORE,TERRAN,OR THE COUNTRY YOU HUMANS CALL THE UK WILL BE DESTROYED*
DUTCHMAN POINTS AT MOUTH,making the' I am a mute' gesture

[dustinzgirl]

The dead rotting corpse of a three toed sloth not only smells better than you, but is also smarter.

[HardScienceFan]

that is quite something, coming form a tyrx turd like you.
May hgtrs buzz around your fnargl.
PS your offspring stink of htrs poo

[pyan]

You're not fit to clean between my toes after I've walked barefoot through Oregon!