The person below me

[Asmiley]

true and 609 is 6 and 9 having a baby ^_^


t/f baby bunnies are called kits

[Interference]

Could be, I'll need to wiki that one

TPBM never needs to Wiki anything cos they know everyhting in the Universe - except what happened to the other sock...

[Granfalloon]

No, I know that too. If you ever need to know something, just ask me. They call me Mr. 411.

TPBM doesn't believe a word of this, and thinks TPAT is very pretentious.

[Interference]

And the word that I didn't believe was "too".

TPBM has a frank and open discourse with their socks every morning to discuss the day's agenda.

[Granfalloon]

Dang! I didn't think anyone knew about that.


TPBM Does weekly Wishing Well diving for a living. All their wishes come true, and they make lots of money. (They launder it first of course.)

[Interference]

True, all except the part about the laundering. And the bit about making lots of money. Not so sure about the wishes coming true, either, now you mention it. Oh, and I don't dive. And it isn't into a wishing well. So bang on, Gramps - you are a true psychic. (And FYI, I wouldn't call it a living, either )

TPBM is also a true psychic - or if not they will be soon ... I know these things.

[Granfalloon]

Well, apparently not as psychic as TPAM. I'll put it this way, I know Jack.

TPBM doesn't have enough clean underwear to last until Sunday, and is considering buying new underwear rather that having to do the wash. They're under there. Under where?

[Interference]

Underwear and socks - more eco-friendly to bung 'em in a furnace and buy new lots than to wash 'em.

TPBM collects old candy wrappers and uses them to make Christmas decorations.

[Granfalloon]

Yes, but only the shiny, colorful ones.

TPBM has trouble pronouncing the letter "c", so they usually just substitute a "k" and say it that way.

[Interference]

Kan't really komment.

TPBM cnew someone would say that.

[Granfalloon]

Correction: TPAY cnew You would say that.

TPBM has a rokket in their pokket.

[Interference]

On reflection, it was a daft place to put a lettuce, but at least it's keeping my knees warm.

TPBM feeds their rabbits on pork scratchings, their pigs on gorgonzola cheese and their gorgon on human flesh.

[Granfalloon]

You've got in interminglatized a bit.

I feed my Humans rabbits, I feed my rabbits on gorgons (my rabbits are rather ravenous), and I feed my pigs on pork scratchings (darn cannibals), I feed the gorgonzola to my aliens. (You don't want to know what I eat, trust me.)

TPBM Has a giant distillery with which they make whiskey from lemons and rice.

[Interference]

Actually rice and crispies. Just add milk. Pasteurised, not distilled, of course. Mmmmm. Oh, and it's a very small still. Or as we say around these parts, "still small, eh?"

TPBM is taller than their avatar.

[Granfalloon]

Yes, but it still rains on my head.

TPBM is a secret member of the Special Tasmanian Order of Radical Monks. (STORM)