The person below me

[Werewoman]

Oh my God, yes! And not just gifts, either. About 7 years ago I put away the Disney annual passes and just found them day before yesterday - in an old file folder - apparently I'd hidden them there, though why, I have no unearthly idea. (you're not the only windy one today)

(ah...you train your cats to do that, too. In my case it's Legolas on my right and Arwen on my left - Arwen being the smarter of the two since I'm left-handed and much more likely to drop food on that side. )

TPBM can never have too many cats.

[Interference]

Let me see, I can handle left, right -- in a pinch I could add centre ... I think one more cat and I'll get confused

(Three right now, the two I mentioned and one I found by the side of the road a while ago, which is now almost fully repaired . And we aren't being windy, we're shooting the breeze. Just your marksmanship is a little better than mine )

TPBM was looking forward to a delicious lunch but when they got it it was a bitter disappointment.

(Houmous and French rolls - the French rolls were the mistake )

[Werewoman]

You mean - *insert dramatic pause here* - you actually eat lunch??

Wow...what a concept...

Er...no.

TPBM needs to write the word 'hummus' one hundred times.

It's H-U-M-M-U-S

[Interference]

Only if I want to reinforce negative spelling

(I read the box - it said houmous )

TPBM is now going to check the proper spelling and correct me again

[Werewoman]

I checked the box and the dictionary. They both say 'hummus'. You East Ponders seem to have a strange habit of adding unnecessary letters.

TPBM thinks I'm entirely too predictable and a pain in the a**.

[Interference]

Lol (thienqukks - whaddaya mean unnecessary letters??

I knew you were going to say that

TPBM appreciates the occasional really lame joke.

[Pyar]

YES! I love lame jokes because I'm usually the one making them.

TPBM is very sad that Billy Mays died.

[Interference]

Sorry, never heard of him till you mentioned him.

TPBM has never heard of a lot of people.

[katiafish]

Of them? What about them? Love a bit of gossip, me

TPBM lives in a cardboard box in Utah.

[Interference]

No, didn't I tell you? I got a transfer to a plastic bag in a tree outside Sainsbury's.

TPBM is Neptune/tta, God/dess of the Sea

[Werewoman]

Not yet, but I'm workin' on it.

(Billy Mays was a 'pitchman' on infomercials and commercials for products like Oxyclean who had a very dynamic style that made him famous - he was also only 50 years old and died of a heart attack - his home is not far from mine)

TPBM loves to watch infomercials.

EDIT: Oops! Too slow

[Interference]

It's my ambition to grow up to be an infomercial one day ...

TPBM isn't too slow, just speedily challenged.

[Werewoman]

Something like that...

Of course I'm a Goddess, you twerp!

TPBM is having a turf war with a cat

[Saeltari]

House rabbit not a cat.

TPBM feels a turf should not be at war.

[Werewoman]

Absolutely. What would we play football on if all the turfs were fighting all the time.

TPBM plays football (american or european)