The person below me

[Memnoch]

Nope I find medical shows beyond boring and to samey!! Except Scrubs which is T.V. Gold!

TPBM - Needs to stop wearing, male xs tanga snapping crocodile thongs!! They are really not that amusing.

[katiafish]

I can perform one on you if you like, even though I hate medical programs and try and avoid them at any cost.

Oh, Ok, I will stop wearing male xs tanga snapping crocodile thongs, but only because you asked!

TPBM watched 4 latest episodes of Smallville yesterday.

[Interference]

No, I decided life was too short

Thongs. Hilarious stuff

TPBM has an astronomical chart showing precisely where Krypton must have been and is planning a visit.

[katiafish]

In my head! I also memorized all the possible routs.

TPBM likes all superheroes but Batman the best

[Interference]

Probably true. It's the car, I think

TPBM would like to know what it's like to ride a horse across the open plains, no particular destination in mind, no particular goal in view - accepting that they might need to learn how to ride a horse first, of course

[katiafish]

No. I do not want to ride a horse, they scare me. Have you seen how big those things are? They are like 8" or something. And very suspicious eyes, very suspicious...

TPBM would like to know whats its like to hunt a rhino, accepting of course, that first they might need to learn how to hunt...

[Interference]

... and what do do with one when I get it Teach it tricks? Test the quality standard of its horn? (Matted hair an aphrodisiac? Puh-lease)

TPBM has caught their reflection in a shop window and thought that someone gorgeous was smiling at her

[katiafish]

Yeah, and then realized it was a TV shop and Viggo Mortensen was on the screen...

TPBM doesnt usually think of himself in term "gorgeous"

[Interference]

Silly idea, of course I'm gorgeous. I'm gorgeous from the mole on my nose all the way down to my curiously webbed feet

TPBM is now a little worried by that description as it reminds them of a thoroughly disappointing romance they had when they were younger - and their next question is likely to be, "Jefferson Mixlumdon? Is that you?".

[katiafish]

I have never dated anyone called Jefferson. I did however once dated a guy with one ear, one leg shorter than other and a glass eye. His name was Billy. He had a great sense of humor.

TPBM now feels that his chance with women is actually not that bad.

[Interference]

Originally Posted by katiafish

He had a great sense of humor.

He'd need it.

TPBM had a lot of work to do for a while, there.

[Runya]

No. No work. Unless you mean 'things to bare' as 'work'.

TPBM has nothing to do but spend some quality time in Chrons

[Interference]

I feel I go where I'm most needed

TPBM is tired after a long day studying, studying, studying.

[Runya]

Nope. No studying at all. I don't study these days.

TPBM knows I want to go

[Interference]

Never crossed my mind as you only just arrived and we haven't opened your present yet. Oh, well ...

TPBM is now curious what the present might be, a curiosity which may or may not be satisfied ... presently...